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Magical Soda Machine Game
Gets: message appears on tablets: "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish"Inserts: infinite improbability drive
Gets: a Pan-Galactic Gargle BlasterInserts: "having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
Gets: a free lunch with Douglas Adams in the Restaurant at the End of Rickmansworth HighstreetInserts: a quantum phase inhibitor and a slim volume of Vogon poetry
Gets: that gold brick wrapped in a lemon to smash out my brains.Inserts: atomized pieces of 'zee leettle grey cells'
Gets: a tuxedo cat with a French accent and the book: How to Get Black Magic Marker Off Your CatInsets: Inspector Clouseau's mustache and his magnifying glass
Preston wrote: "Gets: Forever get his/her narration in your head of everything you do or seeYou, my friend, speak truth! =0)
Inserts: a Kardashian"
Gets: a Cardassian
Inserts: a walking tour with that favorite narrator
Gets: a poetic description of being bullied by wicked boarders on his way home down Highgate West Hill from John Betjeman.Inserts: a gadget distinctive to Victorians
(he looks like he might have been the inspiration for Uncle Fester in the Addams Family)Gets: a Golden Dawn to remember
Inserts: a trip through the mystic fog
Gets: a film documentarian paying for his sins by falling off cliffs forever afterward (those poor creatures were herded to their deaths)Inserts: a rock and a hard place
Gets: The Prisoner — is this the longest TV series intro ever? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPDO... (there was a giant chess set in the middle of Portmeirion — http://www.portmeiricon.comInserts: A number
Gets: Super-Fast ISDN network connectionInserts: a three-month trial subscription to Orange-EE mobile
Gets: A copy of Worm Holes and Black Holes in the Fabric of Space Time: Time TravelInserts: A Hostess Ho Ho
Books mentioned in this topic
The Greek Myths: Complete Edition (other topics)Demons Do It Better (other topics)
The Exorcist (other topics)
The Lost World (other topics)
Dazzler: The Movie (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Christophe Chabouté (other topics)Neil Gaiman (other topics)
Stan Lee (other topics)
Richard P. Feynman (other topics)
Zack (other topics)
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Inserts: weird headlines from nowhere
[1](view spoiler)[ For the record, in spite of a certain throwaway line from another episode, I emphatically do not believe he's Jack at a much later date. (hide spoiler)]