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message 1101: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments cool ride

Gets: Chased by church rooftops

Inserts: Fly swatter


message 1102: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Dang it's amazing. In six months we have done over a thousand of these already!


message 1103: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: a rather flat Jeff Goldblum

Inserts: the One thousand And One Arabian Nights in honor of having already done over a thousand of these in six months.


message 1104: by Michael (new)

Michael (mgm58) | 1077 comments Gets a magic lamp containing a pissed off Jafar. (Story of my life)

Inserts: Parrot feathers


message 1105: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: Monty Python's Dead Parrot skit

Inserts: a fairy ring


message 1106: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments @Roger; Flat Goldblum is Funny!

Gets: An invitation to Tinkerbell's Engagement Party

Inserts: Pokemon Go


message 1107: by Marcie (new)

Marcie | 7096 comments Gets: to run into people while walking around the neighborhood.

Inserts: assorted color pipe cleaners


message 1108: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: a can of Draino™

Inserts: a Squirtle


message 1109: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: A new Pokemon Go character and a car crash

Inserts: wide angle lens


message 1110: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: to see the Big Picture

Inserts: William Shatner singing "I want to sleep with common people."


message 1111: by Michael (new)

Michael (mgm58) | 1077 comments Gets: Alan Shore taking Denny Crane "Where no man has gone before"



Inserts: Vulcan IDIC


message 1112: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: The Doctor's philosophy

Inserts: a space opera story


message 1113: by Michael (new)

Michael (mgm58) | 1077 comments Gets: A check for $1,000, 000 from George Lucas when he buys the rights to make it a movie.

Inserts: The Elder Wand


message 1114: by Marcie (new)

Marcie | 7096 comments Gets: a very bossy stick

Inserts: a picture frame w/out the glass


message 1115: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: when hung gets a trompe oeil painting of a wall

Inserts: school lunch


message 1116: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: a stomach ache

Inserts: a squashed peanut butter & jelly sandwich.


message 1117: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: College Dorm Laundry Basket Sundries

Inserts: Book: Learn to Speak Chinese in 2 Easy Lessons


message 1118: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: to learn Pigeon instead :)

Inserts: "a leetle golden gun"


message 1119: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: gold fingers

Inserts: lady fingers


message 1120: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: a West African curry with 24 side dishes

Inserts: a long-felt want


message 1121: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: Long Fong Want 1 hour Tailored Soft Felt Suit

Inserts: Jock's Dorm Room Debris


message 1122: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Get: Jock's strap-on forehead torch

Inserts: a Quonset hut


message 1123: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: Rambo's nightmare

Inserts: a spacesuit


message 1125: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Roger wrote: "Gets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb0oo...

Yay! Wallace, Gromit, and Wensleydale.

Inserts: https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/..."

Gets: 23 pages of fun

Inserts: a Star Trek movie


message 1126: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: Student Loan Collection Notice from Star Fleet Academy

Inserts: Brexit


message 1127: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: a stunned populace Googling just what they were voting for

Inserts: a permanent trip to Canada or Ireland ...


message 1128: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments @Lori, Brexit Googling post vote is funny and sad

Gets: occasional visits from the British Royal Family

Inserts: Chutes and Ladders Game Board


message 1129: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: several long snakes (in UK it's "Snakes & Ladders" :)

Re: googling what they voted for – the CEO of Credit Suisse (an amazingly smart black guy) said of Brexit that it was the ballot result of very ill-educated people.

Inserts: a game of harpustum


message 1130: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Roger wrote: "Gets: several long snakes (in UK it's "Snakes & Ladders" :)

Re: googling what they voted for – the CEO of Credit Suisse (an amazingly smart black guy) said of Brexit that it was the ballot result of very ill-educated people.


This is why education is so important and why people are actively discouraged from getting one, so they can't make informed choices. [/rant]

Inserts: a game of harpustum"

Gets: an ancestor to the Beautiful Game?

Inserts: the Mayan game Pok a Tok, aka the Aztec game of Tlachtli


message 1131: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: End of the world calendar

Inserts: chick peas


message 1132: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets:

This classic from Red Dwarf
Rimmer:
[drunkenly telling the story behind his last words "gazpacho soup"] It was the greatest night of my life; I had been invited to the Captain's table. I had only been with the company FOURTEEN YEARS. Six officers and me... they called me "Arnold!" We had gazpacho soup for starters... I didn't know that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. I called over the chef and told him to take it away and bring it back hot! So he did... the looks on their faces still haunt me today! I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup! I never ate at the Captain's table again. That was the end of my career. If only they'd mentioned it in basic training! Instead of having us climbing up and down ropes and crawling on your elbows through tunnels--if only just ONCE they would've mentioned that gazpacho soup was served cold--I would've been an admiral by now!...instead of a nothing, which is what I am, let's face it... I never got off the bottom rung, and do you know why? It's because I didn't have the right nobby parents! I'll bet Todd Hunter was fed gazpacho soup as soon as he was on solids! No, I'll bet he was breast-fed on it! One side gazpacho soup, the other side freely-dispensed chilled champagne!


Inserts: a favorite quote


message 1133: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: Vogon poetry

Inserts: BTUs (British Thermal Units)


message 1134: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: British thermal undies to keep warm during the British summer

Inserts: The Garden of Earthly Delights


message 1135: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: a trip to Bedlam

Inserts: PennHurst Asylum


message 1136: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: free electrolysis

Inserts: Flamenco guitar


message 1137: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: castanets, as used in Swiss and Portuguese traditional music

Inserts: an idiophone


message 1138: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: musical vibrator

Inserts: tripe


message 1139: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: a long string of rubbish (beloved of the Portuguese)

Inserts: a dip in the Douro


message 1140: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: Menudo >shudders<

Inserts: Haggis


message 1141: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Gets: a free peek under a kilt

Inserts: a sporran


message 1142: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: a sgian dubh

Inserts: a broadsword


message 1143: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: appointed stage property mistress

Inserts: Trinidadian steel drum band


message 1144: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: fun music to bounce to, since the property mistress has two left feet.

Inserts: a favorite audio book


message 1145: by Marcie (new)

Marcie | 7096 comments Gets: some nice headphones

Inserts: a squiggly straw w/loops


message 1146: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: endless fountains of milk coming out your children's noses.

Inserts: steampunk mechanic


message 1147: by Lori S. (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: a Steam driven balloon flying over the mesas of Outback

Inserts: a dragonrider


message 1148: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: Girl Scout Fantasy Medal

Inserts: Sonic Screwdriver


message 1149: by Lori S. (last edited Aug 08, 2016 07:09AM) (new)

Lori S. (fuzzipueo) | 2809 comments Gets: this classic discussion:

Jack: Okay. This can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and as a triple-enfolded sonic disrupter. Doc, what you got?
The Doctor: I've got a sonic...never mind.
Jack: What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, okay? Lets leave it at that.
Jack: Disrupter? Cannon? What?
The Doctor: It's sonic! Totally sonic! I am sonic'd up!
Jack: A sonic what?!
The Doctor: Screwdriver!
Jack: Who has a Sonic Screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Rose: Lights... [looks around]
Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and says "Oooh, this could be a little more sonic!"?
The Doctor: What, you've never been bored?
Rose: There's gotta be a light switch!
The Doctor: Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?


Inserts: a favorite quote


message 1150: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Gets: favorite apostrophe

Inserts: gridlock


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