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Magical Soda Machine Game

Inserts: Twister game updated by nerds to include GPS guidance on navigating the colored dots.

Inserts: 250 acres of innovation. 300 years of history. 26 million artifacts at The Henry Ford Museum.

Gets: Men dressed in red and green silly Mario Bros. outfits
Inserts: An old fashioned road atlas

Why on earth would you want to do that?
Gets: a snow globe
Inserts: the Blair Rich project

Inserts: animal crackers in your soup

Gets: ring around the collar
Inserts: Chinese Typewriter

Gets: a fortune cookie app from iTunes singing: "笑 歌 颂皱 眉头就 心 痛"
Inserts: a prawn pathia

Gets: a trip to England
Inserts: Hatch Green Chile

Inserts:
Inserts: A Politician

try to get the frog jump across the road without getting run over
Inserts: spark plug

Gets: a tough swallow, but the best medicine always hurts
Inserts: a four-leaf clover

Inserts: General chosen to give President Donald Trump the codes to launch/detonate nuclear weapons.

Inserts: a blank check

Inserts: The Steeplechase Ride
(which looks like it might have been both fun and terrifying at the same time)
Books mentioned in this topic
The Greek Myths: Complete Edition (other topics)Demons Do It Better (other topics)
The Exorcist (other topics)
The Lost World (other topics)
Dazzler: The Movie (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Christophe Chabouté (other topics)Neil Gaiman (other topics)
Stan Lee (other topics)
Richard P. Feynman (other topics)
Zack (other topics)
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Inserts: carnival rides