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[Michael]

Gets: A set of ear plugs and a can opener.

Inserts: A box of toothpicks

[Marcie]

Gets: dozens of chile rellenos (stuffed pasilla peppers)...yum
[Um, Michael, sharing is caring. Just sayin'... ;)

Inserts: to-go container

[Michael]

Gets: Homemade lasagna smothered in sauce with no utensils. (Enjoy Marcie)

Inserts: Cutlery set

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: Homemade lasagna smothered in sauce

Inserts: automotive store

[Roger]

Gets: to race in the Mongol Rally

Inserts: a tire (tyre) iron

[Michael]

Gets: Six stripped lug nuts (and bruised knuckles)

Inserts: A Tofurkey

[Marcie]

(Why thank ya, Michael! I love lasagna but don't get to the opportunity to eat often...picky kids, plus I don't know how to make it :)

Gets: 3 pc carving set.

Insets: potting soil

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: arrested for growing pot

Inserts: The Dead Sea

[Roger]

Gets: The Incredible Shrinking Sea

Inserts: a small bottle marked DRINK ME

[Marcie]

Gets: super powers

Inserts: Superman's cape

[Michael]

Gets: Free admission to Comicon for life.

Inserts: A roll of duct tape.

[Lori S.]

Gets: Red Green on a bender

Inserts: Mrs. Slocom's complaint "Weak as water!"

[Michael]

Gets: A large bottle of 152 Proof Strane Uncut London Dry Gin

Inserts: A three hole punch

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: bowl of milk for Mrs. Slocom's pussy.

Inserts: Flintstones Vitamins

[Lori S.]

Gets: Fred at the quarry actually doing his job.

Inserts: an alien from Independence Day

[Preston, Moderator]

Response to Message 963: Gets: A heavyweight boxer with three holes in his torso

Response to message 965: Gets: Creature more intelligent and sympathetic than the US 2016 Republican candidate for President.

Inserts: "the war to end all wars"

[Michael]

Gets: Tickets to a cage match between Chris Matthews and Rush Limbaugh.

Inserts: A portable dishwasher

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: stationary dishes

Inserts: Flexi-straw

[Michael]

Gets: A Root beer float

Inserts: A pay check stub

[Lori S.]

Gets: Proof that the economy inhales to the extreme

Inserts: an advert from the 1980s

[Michael]

Gets: Pink leg warmers

Inserts: Charcoal chimney

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: Oil lamp kicked by Mrs. O'Leary's cow that started the Chicago fire.

Inserts: self-parking car

[Lori S.]

Gets: a Transformer

Inserts: an android

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: an Apple watch

Inserts: a cotton swab (Q-tip)

[Michael]

Gets: A clean bill of health from the clinic

Inserts: A bottle of Blair's Ultra Death Hot Sauce

[Roger]

Gets: a weapon of mass destruction

Inserts: John Inman feeling particularly FREE

[Lori S.]

Gets: Mr. Humphreys singing "Are You Being Served, Sir?"

Inserts: Mr. Peacock being a snob.

[Michael]

Gets: Stiff upper lip

Inserts: Mrs. Slocombe's pussy

[Lori S.]

Gets: That poor cat!

Inserts: "Thank you, Mr. Grace!"

[Michael]

Gets: Shaky handshake. "You've all done very well."

Inserts: A KFC bucket of chicken.

[Lori S.]

Gets: Greased

Inserts: a tub of potato salad

[Michael]

Gets: A Yogi Bear pic-a-nic basket lunch box

Inserts: A 1st gen Kindle

[Marcie]

Gets: a paper weight

Inserts: parking permit

[Lori S.]

Gets: a very worried parent

Inserts: a newly minted driver

[Michael]

Gets: A hole in one.

Inserts: A pine cone

[Lori S.]

Gets: a happy squirrel

Inserts: a lost moose

[Michael]

Gets: A map to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota

Inserts: A bowl of Hot & Sour Soup

[Lori S.]

Gets: some fried wonton strips

Inserts: a bad internet connection

[Michael]

Gets: A sprained finger from pressing "refresh"

Inserts: Inserts a Star Fleet red shirt.

[Lori S.]

Gets: the worst job in Starfleet

Inserts: a story set in an AU (alternate universe)

[Michael]

Gets: Darth Vader saying "Luke, I am your mother"



Inserts: A hunk of carbonite

[Lori S.]

Gets:

Inserts: a crystal skull

[Michael]

Gets: A crystal ball (or is it? Maybe it's just a spoon)

Inserts: A surf board

[Roger]

Gets: Bored shorts

Inserts: a sudoku book

[Lori S.]

Gets: Frustration up the Wazoo

Inserts: a connect the dots book

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: game table with car backseat

Inserts: the breakfast of champions

[Lori S.]

Gets: Wheaties

Inserts: a gummed up teeth experince

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: unintelligible speech

Inserts: Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Knife

[Lori S.]

Gets: the Clue movie with bad dialogue

Inserts: Abbot and Costello Meets ______

[Preston, Moderator]

Gets: Bing Crosby and Bob Hope The Road To___________

Inserts: frat boys