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Magical Soda Machine Game
Yes. This particular vending machine had a pretty big slot ;)Gets: miniature size cake
Inserts: comal
Gets: A 50% off coupon for the Thrift StoreInserts: That last sliver of bath soap that keeps slipping out of your hand.
I could have had David Beckham for some playdough? Damn.
Gets: taxed three times as much and the counterfeit $3 bill gets exchanged for a legitimate $3 bill. Inserts: IOU
Gets: A free ride in an ambulance (I wasn't allowed to take a 2nd year of shop class)Inserts: A sling shot
Gets: a nice cold glass of gin in Raffles and shells peanuts on the floor for the servants to clear up.Inserts: a souvenir model in brass of Borobodur
Gets: The World's longest and most repetitive "June is Gay Pride Month" sign.Inserts: $160,000 in school loans
Gets: A Masters Degree in Esoteric Studies and a job making french fries at McDonald'sInserts: A can of Mexican Jumping Beans
Books mentioned in this topic
The Greek Myths: Complete Edition (other topics)Demons Do It Better (other topics)
The Exorcist (other topics)
The Lost World (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Christophe Chabouté (other topics)Neil Gaiman (other topics)
Stan Lee (other topics)
Richard P. Feynman (other topics)
Zack (other topics)
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Gets: wrestler