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Magical Soda Machine Game
Gets: An appliance from Macy's Bargain Basement which is suppose to make clothes clean but actually changes alternate universes on the spin cycle. Inserts: outdated postage
Gets: Gianlorenzo Bernini and Francesco Borromoni fighting it out over The Ecstasy of St. TheresaInserts: a Pantheon
Gets: an invitation to take tea at a teahouse in Rickmansworth before it gets atomized to make way for an intergalactic freewayInserts: a tea cozy (cosy)
Gets: I started kissing everything in sight,
I didn't know if it was day or night,
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine,
He broke my little bottle of love potion number nine ...
Inserts: a One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple Eater
*great song, Love Potion Number Nine…Gets: Leonard Cohen singing: "First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin."
Inserts: Burl Ives
Books mentioned in this topic
The Greek Myths: Complete Edition (other topics)Demons Do It Better (other topics)
The Exorcist (other topics)
The Lost World (other topics)
Dazzler: The Movie (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Christophe Chabouté (other topics)Neil Gaiman (other topics)
Stan Lee (other topics)
Richard P. Feynman (other topics)
Zack (other topics)
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Inserts: Confession