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[Monika]

Okay, so I totally stole it from another forum but I think that because we are such merry complainers creative people we may have some fun with it :)

You are in front of a soda machine.
Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!
Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"

Example:

Inserts: Dirty dishes
_______________

Gets: Dishwater
Inserts: Computer
_______________
Gets: Bill Gates
Inserts: Chocolate bar
_______________
Gets: ...

So, you wanna play it? :)

Inserts: Chocolate bar

[Rick]

Gets: Delicious Thai dish: Pad Nam Prik Pow ;)

Inserts: mateless sock

[Monika]

Gets: Dobby, to help with the chores around house ;)

Inserts: three matches

[Max]

Gets: A fiery eruption caused by a clumsy guy.

Inserts: an iPad

[Monika]

Gets: an apple

Inserts: a shirt button

[Rick]

Gets: an evening with Ben Whishaw (who's cute as a button) :D

Inserts: a broken pencil

[Roger]

Gets: some lead to put some lead in your pencil (especially on spotting Ben Wishaw walking down the street toward you)

Inserts: a floppy disk (remember those?)

[Monika]

Gets: a pendrive
(of course I remember, I still have some!)

Inserts: a banana

[Rick]

Gets: a pair of slip-proof boots

Inserts: an old moth-eaten sweater

[Monika]

Gets: lavender moth ball packet

Inserts: an umbrella

[Rick]

Gets: prescription sunglasses

Inserts: advertisement for the car of my dreams

[Monika]

Gets: a bike ;)

Inserts: half-eaten piece of pizza

[Rick]

Gets: a tofu burger

Inserts: an empty popcorn bucket from a movie theater

[Monika]

Gets: a paper hat

Inserts: a road map

[Lori S.]

Gets: a road trip to infinity

Inserts: a space ship

[Monika]

Gets: Captain Picard (he and Dobby will help in the house ;))

Inserts: ice cream

[Lori S.]

Gets: happy dog

Inserts: sprinkles

[Rick]

Gets: Pixie Dust (to be used with happy thoughts so you can FLY)

Inserts: a beat-up, mangled, coverless Betty & Veronica comic book

[Lori S.]

Gets: a lovely poster of Willow and Tara from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

Inserts: Metro ticket

[Rick]

Gets: a flying carpet

Inserts: non-winning lottery ticket

[Lori S.]

Gets: a lesson on wasting $20 (never again, she says)

Inserts: melty crayons

[Rick]

Gets: an original Vincent van Gogh painting that's never been seen before

Inserts: a toy sonic screwdriver

[Monika]

Gets: Doctor Who (without TARDIS so he can't leave )

Inserts: car keys

[Rick]

Gets: a brand new car of your dreams

Inserts: a voided blank check

[Roger]

Gets: a death threat on Facebook

Inserts: a Lottery Lucky Dip

[Rick]

Gets: a tin of chewing tobacco

Inserts: a torn baseball card

[Roger]

Gets: baseball cap with broken bill

Inserts: postdated check

[Rick]

Gets: currency from a future society that doesn't exist yet

Inserts: Paddington Bear

[Monika]

Gets: bear fur coat

Inserts: empty plastic bottle

[Rick]

Gets: seaweed from the sargasso sea

Inserts: empty tuna can

[Monika]

Gets: a cat

Inserts: a mirror

[Rick]

Gets: a Barbie dressed like Maleficient

Inserts: a DVD of The Big Bang Theory

[Roger]

Gets: Guess what — a big bang (it's no theory ;-)

Inserts: a dipthong

[Monika]

Gets: A Little Bit of Everything For Dummies

Inserts: a cookie

[Rick]

Gets: a Monster!

Inserts: an old ratty t-shirt that's full of holes

[Roger]

Gets: A fine Emmental cheese

Inserts: a spatha

[Rick]

Gets: a copy of Thunderbolt: Torn Enemy of Rome

Inserts: a beach towel

[Preston, Moderator]

A DVD of the 1965 movie Beach Blanket Bingo with Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello as they sing the films title song, "Beach Blanket Bingo."

Inserts: a suppository

[Rick]

Gets: a chimney broom

Inserts: a broken VHS player

[Monika]

Gets: a ticket to the cinema

Inserts: baseball bat

[Rick]

Gets: a stalker

Inserts: a bright shiny new penny

[Lori S.]

Gets: Chester Copperpot (Goonies reference)

Inserts: an episode of Queer as Folk

[Rick]

Gets: a copy of Oliver Frey's The Street (the show's inspiration)

Inserts: an old tire

[Lori S.]

Gets: the Mystery Machine

Inserts: The ______ of Rasillon

[Rick]

Gets: the white-point star diamond (sound of drumming included as a free bonus)

Inserts: a copy of the book Casino Royale

[Lori S.]

Gets: an episode of ST:TNG called "The Royale"

Inserts: a poker chip

[Roger]

Gets: a pair of wellington boots and a ticket to Glastonbury 2016

Inserts: a three-seater sofa

[Monika]

Gets: a jacuzzi bathtub

Inserts: yesterday's newspaper

[Rick]

Gets: a copy of A Short History of the World by H. G. Wells

Inserts: a burnt out light bulb

[Lori S.]

Gets: a windup radio

Inserts: a picture of Ceiling Cat