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[Félix]

More than we do normally, Gail?

[[deleted user]]

Do I normally harass people?

[Félix]

You do not.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Gail is about as unharrassful as they get.

[[deleted user]]

See,I haven't been pulling my weight. I need to stop being nice.

[Sally, la reina]

Seriously! Pull your bitch pants up!
In fact, people... pull your pants up, people. We've got company.

[[deleted user]]

Damn, just when I was getting comfortable.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Does this mean they should be zipped? Or is just pulled up okay.

[Brittomart]

::walks in the room wearing only a t-shirt and panties::

What's this being zipped now?

[Lori]

Why how obscene! I'd never. This is an outrage! Insulted, I am. /end sarcasm

Nah that doesn't do anything to scare people away just makes them like the place more because they know they're not easily going to offend anyone. :o But you can try again if you'd like. :)

[Phil]

Have you seen my booty dance?

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Where did you last see it? You should retrace your steps.

[Sally, la reina]

Here it is! It was behind the Canadian's gaffe.

[Félix]

Is Barb a Canadian gaffer?

[Jim]

For a minute there I thought Barb had a giraffe.

[Sarah]

Anyone got a graph of giraffe gaffs?

[Félix]

We don't want to get too graphic about it.

[[deleted user]]

this thread makes me laugh, which isn't always a good thing when you're sitting in detention.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Gail "cyborg" wrote: "See,I haven't been pulling my weight. I need to stop being nice."

Don't change Gail! We need you just the way you are.

[[deleted user]]

Awwwwh, Stacia you are so sweet. :)

[Hanna]

Sally wrote: "Seriously! Pull your bitch pants up!
In fact, people... pull your pants up, people. We've got company."

LOL didn't know there was a dress code in effect?

[Félix]

Pants up, Hanna.

[Hanna]

Didn't even realize they were down. What have you done to me, people??

[Jim]

Oh, we haven't even started yet :-)

[Brittomart]

Well damn, Jim.

[Félix]

That Jim.

[Jim]

I mighta scared Hanna off.

[Félix]

Gee I hope not.

[Jim]

I hope not either.

[Hanna]

So about this ficus...how does it work again?

[Jim]

Oh Hanna, come out come out where ever you are!

[Félix]

The Ficus is currently between jobs.

[Sarah]

Hanna wrote: "So about this ficus...how does it work again?"

You just get a stern look on your face, and then tell somebody they're banished behind the ficus.
Like this:

[Hanna]

Thanks Sarah Pi, I'll start practicing that stern look...it will take me a while to pull it off without cracking up!

[Félix]

Excellent look, SP.

[Sarah]

Thanks.
And now you've seen the real me...

[Hanna]

Sarah Pi wrote: "Thanks.
And now you've seen the real me..."

My my...what perfect skin you have. Beauty tips?

[[deleted user]]

Larry also hides behind the ficus if he's following you/stalking you. :)

[Hanna]

Oh so if I see The Ficus I'll know who's behind it.

[Sarah]

So to speak.

[[deleted user]]

He gets sent there most of the time even when he's not stalking anyone, so chances are, if you see the ficus...Larry is there.

[Félix]

Wait ... stalking?

[[deleted user]]

Following, stalking...whatever. Larry, do you seriously not remember the following people thread? LG will have to find it.

[Félix]

Oh okay yes I do now. Sorry.

[[deleted user]]

(sobs quietly to herself that Larry forgot he used to follow her...)

[Félix]

No it was the stalking thing that threw me. That word has such nasty connotations these days.

[Jim]

I actually thought it was RA who did the following, and Phil followed him, and I followed Phil, and Larry followed me, or something like that.

[Hanna]

Don't worry, everyone knows you can't be a serious stalker while dragging around a ficus, so I think you're okay.

[[deleted user]]

He use to follow me...once upon a time. *sniff*

[Félix]

Maybe I'm just doing a better job of following without being noticed.