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[Phil]

And stop agreeing with Larry! Stop it, now!



Hey, you look like you're still agreeing! :-P

[Sarah]

Wattle you do if I tell you?

[Phil]

So now you have egg on your face? Or are you too chicken to take on the responsibility of punning? C'mon, time to crow about your fine punning-sense.

[Phil]

Barb wrote: "*wonders what size of cock that is*"

Like the rooster on the rooftop said,

"Any cock'll do! Any cock'll do!"

[Sarah]

You don't have to crow about it.

[Phil]

You can come up with something Barb! We'll give you plenty of accolades to feather your nest. C'mon, take back your crown and be the cock o' the walk. It's not like the sky is falling or anything.

[Sarah]

Sorry I keep egging him on.

[Félix]

It tastes like chicken, after all.

[Sarah]

He's just mad because someone said he had a comb-over.

[Félix]

Just don't count them before they're hatched. Or wait 'til they come home to roost. Or something.

See what you started, R?

[Jim]

I was thinking maybe R is an instigator :-)

[Sarah]

Yeah, R you happy now? (And R was afraid of being mocked...punned to death may be worse.)

[Jim]

Death by punning, is there a worse way to go?

[Sarah]

Jim wrote: "Death by punning, is there a worse way to go?"

Paper cut.

[Jammies]

Welcome to TC, R. I hope the resident punophiles have not scared you off!

[Phil]

Lovely spam, wonderful spam!

[[deleted user]]

Jim wrote: "Gail is just playing with your little monkey heart Larry."

No!!! I wouldn't mess with the little sock monkey heart. Too fragile.

[janine]

Gail "cyborg" wrote: "Jim wrote: "Gail is just playing with your little monkey heart Larry."

No!!! I wouldn't mess with the little sock monkey heart. Too fragile."

you wouldn't want it to unravel, that monkey's already got enough loose stitches.

[[deleted user]]

Exactly and if I were to do the sock monkey some permanent damage, no one in TC would forgive me.

[Jammies]

Gail "cyborg" wrote: "Exactly and if I were to do the sock monkey some permanent damage, no one in TC would forgive me."

Does that mean I can't eat his brain? :grump:

[Jim]

Jammies wrote: "Gail "cyborg" wrote: "Exactly and if I were to do the sock monkey some permanent damage, no one in TC would forgive me."

Does that mean I can't eat his brain? :grump:"

Preferably you would avoid eating all our brains.

[Jammies]

Oh fine, take all the fun out of everything.

[Jim]

Jammies wrote: "Oh fine, take all the fun out of everything."

I could point you to some other groups on here that you can eat all the brains you want if that helps.

[Jammies]

That presupposes that said other groups have brains as fine as the brains of TC members! Ya'll have spoiled me and I don't want tween role-playing brains. ;)

[janine]

how do you know we're not tween roleplayers? very elaborate and talented tween roleplayers.

[Félix]

We are genius in that regard.

[Félix]

Barb is so clever.

[Jim]

That she is Larry.

[Jammies]

I should probably not be discussing the relative culinary merits of TCers' brains in the Welcome thread, should I? Bad zombie, bad!

[Félix]

Yes we really should hold back on some things.

[Jim]

Why would we start now?

[Phil]

Shouldn't zombies be drawn more to the brains that are only slightly used, versus those that have so much more mileage on them?

[Jammies]

No, the well-exercised ones are tougher but have better flavor.

Or, ummmm, so I've heard.

*whistles*

[Michele]

I wonder what Sigmund Freud would say about all of us?

[Sarah]

Michele wrote: "I wonder what Sigmund Freud would say about all of us?"

He'd say if it's not one thing, it's your mother.

[Hanna]

Larry wrote: "Yes we really should hold back on some things."

I second that.

Hi Kaput, welcome to TC. Just ignore the past 1741 messages (of course you have read message #1 with the disclaimer)...but then again, there's no harm in reading them.

[janine]

Kaput wrote: "Is this where I say hello? I'm not sure.

*feels lost, waves vaguely, wanders off to look around*"

hello, kaput. welcome to TC. while you're wandering around, look out for sock zombies.

[RandomAnthony]

Kaput wrote: "Is this where I say hello? I'm not sure.

*feels lost, waves vaguely, wanders off to look around*"

This is my favorite first post in recent memory.

[Jim]

Welcome to TC Kaput.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Welcome Kaput.

[Brittomart]

Hey sweetness.

[Phoenix]

Welcome to TC Kaput!

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

The name Kaput is awesome.

[Jammies]

janine wrote: "Kaput wrote: "Is this where I say hello? I'm not sure.

*feels lost, waves vaguely, wanders off to look around*"

hello, kaput. welcome to TC. while you're wandering around, look out for sock zombies."

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Welcome to TC, Kaput. I promise not to eat your brains for at least a week or until I see you in a helmet.

[Janice]

Welcome Kaput. We are the lost leading the lost. :)

[Sally, la reina]

Or reading the lost, it would seem.

[janine]

i love your new outfit jammies.

[Jammies]

Thank you, janine! I have to admit Erin (the creative force behind sockzombie.com did an outstanding job), plus she sent me two post cards with a zombie interview and zombie jokes!

[DW]

I'm new to the group. TC seems cool so I'm happy to be here.

Also, how do you write in italics? or bold?

[Helena]

Welcome DW

Here's a link for a nice HTML code chart:

http://www.web-source.net/html_codes_...

Sorry, I'm too tired this morning to write coherent instructions :D