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Dec 29, 2015 04:51AM

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I'm going to read Somerset Maugham, whom I've managed to avoid, in 2016. Ditto Hugh Walpole. Maybe Trollope as well - someone once recommended the benefits of taking a little Trollope in bed at night.
I'm going to revise my diet to include more fat, sugar and cholesterol since I have finally found the correct balance between long life and dying fat and happy.
Every year I vow to read nothing but what I want to read, and every year I end up reading a bunch of crap I don't really like for book clubs. Well, not this year! 2016 is the year of reading whatever I want! And though the Trollope in bed sounds tempting . . . not this year.
There'll be plenty of fat and sugar in my diet AND my reading material.
There'll be plenty of fat and sugar in my diet AND my reading material.
Joel wrote: "Got any reading resolutions for the new year? Post 'em here!"
Oh, READING resolutions!
Actually, I plan on pushing myself to review more indie authors in 2016. Everyone has been kind to me, and it seems like a nice way to return the favor.
Oh, READING resolutions!
Actually, I plan on pushing myself to review more indie authors in 2016. Everyone has been kind to me, and it seems like a nice way to return the favor.
Jay wrote: "Joel wrote: "Got any reading resolutions for the new year? Post 'em here!"
Oh, READING resolutions!
Actually, I plan on pushing myself to review more indie authors in 2016. Everyone has been kin..."
Very admirable. There are a lot of really good indie authors out there, many of them in The Humour Club. It's always nice when they can get some attention.
Oh, READING resolutions!
Actually, I plan on pushing myself to review more indie authors in 2016. Everyone has been kin..."
Very admirable. There are a lot of really good indie authors out there, many of them in The Humour Club. It's always nice when they can get some attention.

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Rodney wrote: "I would like to complete my list of Humor club authors I have in my collection. After that, I don't know. The big resolution is to get back to writing. This time to do it only for my own amusement."
NOOOOOOO!!! Good Lord, Rodney, we've seen the things that amuse you!
:-)
Hard to tell, but that's a bold smiley face + abject apologies. I just couldn't resist the joke, my friend.
NOOOOOOO!!! Good Lord, Rodney, we've seen the things that amuse you!
:-)
Hard to tell, but that's a bold smiley face + abject apologies. I just couldn't resist the joke, my friend.
Maybe this should be the year I resolve to read books I already own rather than buying so many new ones.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Right.

Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdity, a fate. It is not a hobby. Those who do it must do it." Jeanette Winterson (Quote of the Day for August 27)
Rodney wrote: "The best things in life are eat $h1t and die sarcasm. I would have laughed at that either way."
I'm amazed at how few people appreciate the 'Joy of Sarcasm.' I think it's one of the best facets of humor, and let's be honest, life's too short to take everything literally!
For myself, I only have a mild sarcastic streak that starts at the top of my head, runs through every major organ, and ends six or eight inches below my feet. Makes me wonder if the sarcasm gene somehow self-replicates.
I'm amazed at how few people appreciate the 'Joy of Sarcasm.' I think it's one of the best facets of humor, and let's be honest, life's too short to take everything literally!
For myself, I only have a mild sarcastic streak that starts at the top of my head, runs through every major organ, and ends six or eight inches below my feet. Makes me wonder if the sarcasm gene somehow self-replicates.

Not everyone is capable of appreciating it.
The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think your stupid.
Melki wrote: "Maybe this should be the year I resolve to read books I already own rather than buying so many new ones. Yeah. Right."
I have this recurring nightmare that I'm suddenly able to resist the gravitational force and walk past a bookstore without being drawn in to drop $50.
I have this recurring nightmare that I'm suddenly able to resist the gravitational force and walk past a bookstore without being drawn in to drop $50.
Rodney wrote: "As found on https://www.goodreads.com/blog/show/6...
Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdi..."
Love the quote, and I empathize completely with the obsession part!
Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdi..."
Love the quote, and I empathize completely with the obsession part!

We have to forcibly resist bookstores or we would be more destitute that we are now. There have been times when we rerouted our GPS to avoid the temptation, as it's seldom as small as $50 if we're drawn in.
