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message 1: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Go ahead and categorize yourselves people. Just know that whatever you say about yourself automatically means that the opposite is true. Example:
"I am a nice person." Oh really? Then why, for the tenth time this week, did you just tell the story of how you made the intern cry? And why are you berating the delivery man for delivering cold food, when you know perfectly well that you gave him the wrong address?

If you say you're a nice person, you're probably a bitch. If you say you're not sexist, you probably just promoted talks-a-lot guy instead of works-a-lot gal. Seriously, why can't people just shut the hell up about themselves and quit making excuses?


message 2: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I'd heard that rumor about you, Sarah. It's about time you started shouting it from the rooftops...


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

really hopeful person who beleives in the goodness of mankind and thinks we are a benefit to the planet and the most intelligent and spiritually evolved beings in the universe.

i'd really like to start an I love group




message 4: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) This thread makes me think of the Berlin Song:

Berlin - Sex (I'm A...)


Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever


message 5: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 25, 2008 01:15PM) (new)

I Hate that Amy just made me think of sex & her at the same time!

Worst of all, it precluded my standard fantasizing about her necrophiliac whore of a mom!


message 6: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) You love it and you know it, you're just trying to be all cool & shit now Steve Mort!


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

I hate that even though we've never met face to face, that you apparently know me far too well!


message 8: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) I'm a rebel, i'm a saint, I'm the salt of the earth and I'm dangerous.

wait no...

I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint... I'm repetative as hell...

oh wait... no...

I'm my own grandpa.


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

wow
ah would one of you long term haters step in here?


message 10: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) A Seth Machine. I was actually holding my breath the entire time I was reading your post, Seth. One of a kind man...


message 11: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I hate to resurrect this thread from a hundred years ago. (Actually, I only sort of hate to do so. I am somewhat conceited and want to say I Told You So.) But this is what I'm talking about people!

I am a: politician who is adamantly against nasty prostitution rings.
No, you are a patron of nasty prositution rings.

I am a: guy who hates the gays because they are gross.
No, you are guy who meets men in airport bathrooms.

How did we not see the Spitzer thing coming? Hind sight is 20-20, I suppose, but alas, I am not exactly surprised...

SMELT IT DEALT IT!


message 12: by Meels (new)

Meels (Amelia) I'm a girl...


message 13: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) You are all sarcastic motherfuckers. I'm going home.

:)


message 14: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) "I am a cliche!" - X-Ray Spex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-w3Ht...



message 15: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) and a rock feels no pain. and an island never cries.


message 16: by Sierra (new)

Sierra I'm a hypocrite. I'm a bitch to my brother. I hate people & life. I dont believe in god & i dont believe in love. I'll never trust men & when your crying & i see, i'll make up a load of bs to make you feel better about your pathetic life. So there. Just cry yourself a river & flow downstream cuz its obvious thats where your gonna go.


message 17: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 10, 2008 08:04PM) (new)

hmm seems sierra has done a pretty good synopsis of the hater philosophy and she didn't run away at our rebuff
i think the girls got chops
welcome
now keep up the good grades
don't sweat the parent stuff they just love you and want the best for you and you DO have to be careful online and you should read some more books but maybe lay off a little on the anime
and try some classical stuff
any suggestions for our young reader haters? besides romeo and juliet that's my suggestion
just don't follow their example
and one last thing
maybe go outside and hug a tree-in between all the tough stuff the world is amazing
my little point of earth looked like a magritte painting today
cereluen blue sky almost neon green palm fronds
little white wispy clouds
http://www.magritte.com/3.cfm


message 18: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Thanks for the link, Maureen. What a peaceful way to start this day...


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