Ask Lestrade

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

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[~Abby~]

Me: Lesteade! Hello!!

[Sami]

Lestrade: Hello....... Sorry long day trying to keep Sherlock from going nuts

[~Abby~]

Me: I understand COMPLETELY! So. What did you eat for lunch?

[Sami]

Lestrade: nothing really. I'm in a coffee shop now "listening" to Sally and Anderson blabber about how ridiculous it is that we still depend on Sherlock for crimes.

[~Abby~]

Me: Do you want a cookie? *has cookie*

[Sami]

Lestrade: ahh thank you. I've needed some kindness all dayz

[~Abby~]

Me: *hands over cookie* ^-^

[Sami]

Lestrade: thank you.
*sighs* Ugh.
I wish John would calm down.
Sherlock will be fine.

[~Abby~]

Me: JOHNLOCK JOHNLOCK

[Sami]

Me: ohoo ship ship ship.

Lestrade: Not my division

[~Abby~]

Me: YOU KNOW YOU SECRETLY SHIP IT DEEP DOWN

[Sami]

Lestrade: *looks around nervously*
the two might kill me for this... but mrs.hudson and I meet once a month and discuss johnlock. we made matching shirts that say, "mrs.hudson and lestrade ❤️ johnlock."
Sherlock hasn't deducted anything yet. Or maybe he has and just doesn't want to say anything.

[~Abby~]

Me: I KNEW IT. *pulls out Sherlock and John dolls* NOW KISS

[Sami]

Lestrade- Sherlock and john go a lot better the sherlock and moriarty. I almost barfed in my seat after that theory

[~Abby~]

Me: Yep. Yep.

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Sherlock: *sighs* Isn't there better things to talk about then me? I mean, I know how brilliant I am but...

[~Abby~]

Me: BECAUSE YOURE SO SHIPPABLE SHERLOCK

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Sherlock: is that a good thing?

[~Abby~]

Me: SO VERY VERY SHIPPABLE ITS WONDERFUL

[Sami]

Lestrade: Hello. Sorry it took so long for me to return. Very busy solving crimes...
I'm a British detective (not a consulting detective though) and sometimes I require the help from Sherlock. Even though my co workers Sally and Anderson dislike this, I have become close with him recently..

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Sherlock: Sometimes!? You need my help a lot.

[~Abby~]

Me: Sherlock! Lestrade is very nice. You should be friends!

[Sami]

Lestrade: .... well most things aren't my division.

[~Abby~]

Me: *gives them both a big hug* Bros before foes.

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Sherlock: I don't have friends, I only have one.

[~Abby~]

Me: Aw... That's sad. I SHALL BE YOUR BUDDY.

[Sami]

Lestrade: Sherlock. You have friends.

[~Abby~]

Me: GROUP HUG!!!