I'm sorry I'm late, I was at school and then, when I cam home I fell asleep like a log :))
They continued to eat in silence for several more minutes until Hero's Cousin asked, “So explain to me why you had a naked Heroine running around your apartment this morning?” Hero somehow managed to swallow his food without choking on it and answered, “Uh . . . no reason?” “What is it with you and Van and the weird-eyed girls?” “Heroine’s eyes aren’t weird. They gorgeous. I call them canine gold.” “You always were an odd but self-contained child, Hero.” “I love her,” he admitted. “I have since I met her.” “I’m not even going to argue with you about this because the Family Name men have the most disturbing taste in women since our first known ancestor, Eberulf the Goat Killer married Himiltrud the Hideous. And clearly you’re no different.” Hero thought on that a moment and then asked, “Our first ancestor was a goat killer?” “Hero... the man had to eat.”
This is from a series that always has me howling with laughter like a hyena :D
They continued to eat in silence for several more minutes until Hero's Cousin asked, “So explain to me why you had a naked Heroine running around your apartment this morning?”
Hero somehow managed to swallow his food without choking on it and answered, “Uh . . . no reason?”
“What is it with you and Van and the weird-eyed girls?”
“Heroine’s eyes aren’t weird. They gorgeous. I call them canine gold.”
“You always were an odd but self-contained child, Hero.”
“I love her,” he admitted. “I have since I met her.”
“I’m not even going to argue with you about this because the Family Name men have the most disturbing taste in women since our first known ancestor, Eberulf the Goat Killer married Himiltrud the Hideous. And clearly you’re no different.”
Hero thought on that a moment and then asked, “Our first ancestor was a goat killer?”
“Hero... the man had to eat.”
This is from a series that always has me howling with laughter like a hyena :D