Absolutely Bizarre Humor willing to be hacked and slashed

[Martin]

"Fanatics and Fun-Onions" (Can't be "Funyons" or we'd get sued!) is rapidly approaching press and I'm giving away my soul--I mean, copies of the book for review.

It is a bizarre fiction story about Voltaire and his giant... meat cleaver. Time travel, hot babes, onions, Canadians, etc....

PM me or reply to this thread if you'd like a copy! Thank you kindly :)

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François-Marie Arouet, known to the world as Voltaire, is back in action. The cleaver-wielding philosopher finds himself at the mercy of two sworn enemies, pitchfork-wielding Funyon farmers, a famous French author, and an amazingly attractive but fickle girlfriend.

This bizarro tale is a wild ride along an onion, complete with rug burns, coffee stains, motorcycles, and HEAVY METAL!

... And just how many cleavers are there? Why do they keep showing up in the hands of the inbred and the insane?

Blending literature, philosophy, kick-ass action, and a little sorcery, Fanatics and Funyons is a powerful story that will have you on the edge of your seat. Or perhaps it will make you smile. Or throw up. Or all of the above.