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I CAN'T SEE SPOILERS ON DA APP :( MESSAGE ME+
Okay, so long story: A couple weeks ago, in Music class, our teacher let us play "SONG MAD LIBS" which is basically what is sounds like. She wasn't supervising us because she got too tired of us constantly yelling and screaming and running around, so she sat down and only listened when we finished filling in the word blanks. ANYWAYS, the song was "The Wheels on the Bus" or something like that, and the boys wrote: The people in the beds go moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning
The people in the beds go moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning
All through the orgasms
The legs on the sheets go moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning
The legs on the sheets go moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning moaning
All through the orgasms
(orgasms was repeated a lot through the next few verses)
So the teacher got really mad. One of my friends had no idea what an orgasm was, believe it or not. He asked me what it was. I said: "Learn it yourself..."
Anyways, a few hours ago, he messaged me over Goodreads and told me that he searched up what the boys wrote in Music class, and then he told me sketchy details about what I pasted up there ^^^ But he was talking about something else that occurred only to males; orgasms only happen to females. So I went to a puberty website and copied and pasted that for him to see so that he knew that he wasn't talking about orgasms and I dunno I have a messed up head
Alyal ~Spectacular Selia's Friendie~ wrote: "I CAN'T SEE SPOILERS ON DA APP :( MESSAGE ME+"Sorry, I posted it so everyone else knew why I copied that XD
XDD Okay that's just weird ;P Whateverr. XDD
I'm sure you would've loved my class. XDDDid you get my email? I replied to yours :D
I'm sureee *nods head slowly* XD
Sorry, haven't checked :P I'll go now! :)
Sorry, haven't checked :P I'll go now! :)
Pretending to be someone else is so fun, but so wrong. I can't stop. Maybe... maybe the isolation is getting to me.
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M: SEND IT PLS
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M: PLSPLSPLSPLS
Me: DONE RUSH MEEE
M: PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS
Me: SHUT UP I PRINTED IT OUT AND KINDA FORGOT THE SITE XD WAIT
M: okokok
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Me: Geez
Penguins are cute but can be fierce But have you traveled anywhere out of the country? :)
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Say it out loud, Ryssa. Scream it!
Yep, Ayortha ish right. Dumbledore had the hots for Grindelwald. I ship DumbledorexVoldemort or DumbledorexMcGonagall though. XDD DumbledorexHarry is pedophilia. D:
Yep, Ayortha ish right. Dumbledore had the hots for Grindelwald. I ship DumbledorexVoldemort or DumbledorexMcGonagall though. XDD DumbledorexHarry is pedophilia. D:
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Yeeeessss! Also, Dumbleydore and Snapie. ;D
@Martin: I just saw what you pasted and I have no words. XDDD OMG LOOOOOL. XDD
Life. What the hell is life? I hate it. Hate the beginning, hate the midfle, hate the end. All life exists for is to tear people apart because it has a grip on them that it's never going to lose. Nothing can change this. Life always wins. And I hate it.
I still remember. The good days.
Errr... part of what I was writing. XD
I still remember. The good days.
Errr... part of what I was writing. XD
Sounds nice. :D Except you got me giggling at "midfle." Teehee. XP
-__- Shush. XP No it's not good I'm crying as I write :(
Awww, you poor thang. But the fault lays in your stars for writing such a sad story. (Am I making you cry even more? :D)
"Definitely!" He laughs, grinning at the young girl. She was pretty, and seemed to fit in with the cool, relaxed, fun Hawaiian people.He looked around the club, "Aloha Blaze. It's one welcoming to Hawaii." There were people dancing, bright lights, loud music, and even louder voices. It was one way to welcome newcomers to Hawaii. One big Aloha. He sticks out his hand, "I'm Danny! Nice to meet you!"
:OO Tashiieee! I haven't spoken to you in forever!
Avalon ☠I Know The World's A Broken Bone, But Melt Your Headaches, Call It Home☠ wrote: ":OO Tashiieee! I haven't spoken to you in forever!"IKR!
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I copied this for a friend. It's really weird, but funny."
*Pops in* That's hilarious. XD
Selia ღι нανє ∂ιє∂ єνєяу ∂αу ωαιтιиg fσя уσυღ wrote: "Natasha ~ Life in Black and White ~ wrote: "http://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchiric...I copied this for a friend. It's really weird, but funny."
*Pops in* ..."
IKR!!!!
The Trailer For Mockingjay Could Be Released Tommorow
ℰmberlynn ~My thoughts are stars I cannnot fathom into constellations~ wrote: "Guys will start to get erections (when the penis fills with blood and becomes hard). Erections happen when guys fantasize and think about sexual things or sometimes for no reason at all. They may e..."
Oh my......
Oh my......
Like The Fault in Our Stars and other YA love stories before it, Rainbow Rowell's bestseller Eleanor and Park is officially headed to the big screen. We sorta knew it was coming, since the premise—high school outsiders with a proclivity for comic books and the Smiths who fall head over heels—makes for a perfect blockbuster. But knowing it'll soon (or, um, soonish—keep readin') be a reality is a total daymaker.
The awesomely-named author (who's also behind the very movie-worthy cult fave Fangirl) will be writing the screenplay, which means you can expect the same razor-sharp dialogue and endearingly adorable protagonists that you know and love in the book.
The only bummer? Rainbow's knee-deep in writing another novel (that's not the bummer!), so shooting won't start until 2015 (that's the bummer). This means the movie won't see the light of day for years. Literally. Fortunately, that'll give them plenty of time to figure out who should star (and it'll give us plenty of time to do the same, since dream casts are one of the best parts about movie adaptations).
Which leads us to this important Q: Who do you think should play Eleanor and Park?
The awesomely-named author (who's also behind the very movie-worthy cult fave Fangirl) will be writing the screenplay, which means you can expect the same razor-sharp dialogue and endearingly adorable protagonists that you know and love in the book.
The only bummer? Rainbow's knee-deep in writing another novel (that's not the bummer!), so shooting won't start until 2015 (that's the bummer). This means the movie won't see the light of day for years. Literally. Fortunately, that'll give them plenty of time to figure out who should star (and it'll give us plenty of time to do the same, since dream casts are one of the best parts about movie adaptations).
Which leads us to this important Q: Who do you think should play Eleanor and Park?
Huh from a news article I guess XD
No I can't view it on my device!
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“It frustrates and fascinates me that we'll never know for sure, that despite the best efforts of historians and scientists and poets, there are some things we'll just never know. What the first song sounded like. How it felt to see the first photograph. Who kissed the first kiss, and if it was any good.”
Selia ღι нανє ∂ιє∂ єνєяу ∂αу ωαιтιиg fσя уσυღ wrote: "Sorry, Aria. XD Just Dora's We Did It song...."
Nooo! I love that song!!
Nooo! I love that song!!
Bye. Now you see, I've been ignoring this thread because I don't want to say good-bye. I want to hide behind a million happy lies where you are still here, you're always going to leave but it never really happens.
However, I would feel even worse somehow, if I never commented. Never really said good-bye, had to go do something right when you were about to say farewell. I might feel much worse now doing this, yet I know that it will end up making me feel much better inside. Yet I don't want to think about that right now; I can't.
You changed my life. You really did. And I know this claim might not be much since I have a very shelf devoted to books that have changed my life... yet this is different. You really have no idea how much hope you have given me. I'm not sure where I'd be without you. Possibly dead. Yeah. I know you hate when I talk like this, and I don't have these thoughts anymore largely thanks to you... but when everywhere you turn people are telling you that you are a leech and a cancer (talking about my family here) and you have no idea what you did wrong... it starts to get to you, in some really bad ways. You have helped me realize that somewhere, I am valued. Somewhere some people actually, genuinely care about me. And this meant the world to me.
There have been other days where you have encouraged me in smaller ways. It may have seemed insignificant but nothing really was- I'm sure you know how little things tend to build up. Just making me laugh, putting a smile on my face, telling me that I'm awesome. It helps me immensely. And I know I have other friends. I know that other people are here for me, who also care about me. But no one will ever be like you. Nor will anyone ever help me in the same miraculous way you did.
It's 2:00 A.M. and I'm sitting in my bedroom sobbing. You know that I don't normally cry; not at non-fictional things anyway. Last time I cried was when Sam left... yet I'm crying so much more now for very obvious reasons such as the fact that you're leaving forever. You will be gone from my life faster than you came..And I don't want you to know, okay!? I want to be able to tell someone everything with no fear of being judged or of that person being offended. I want to have fun going and murdering my enemies in such gruesome ways that my mom might punish me for even thinking up such a thing. I want you. I want your maniacal laugh. I want your complaints about how your e-mail isn't working or how slow Facebook is. I want it so bad okay. I don't want you to leave. I want you in my life. I don't want this to happen and I still don't want to face the fact that's staring me right in the god**** face- you're leaving. Forever. FOREVER.
And I'm not happy or fine with this..And I'm not going to pretend that I am.
I love you, Avalon. And I don't mean it in that way... cause you know where those affections lie. But I love you in every other way possible.
P.S. I need a hug. And maybe a Sayla joke. Even those are welcome now. Anything is from you.
Ohhh... this thingy :(
However, I would feel even worse somehow, if I never commented. Never really said good-bye, had to go do something right when you were about to say farewell. I might feel much worse now doing this, yet I know that it will end up making me feel much better inside. Yet I don't want to think about that right now; I can't.
You changed my life. You really did. And I know this claim might not be much since I have a very shelf devoted to books that have changed my life... yet this is different. You really have no idea how much hope you have given me. I'm not sure where I'd be without you. Possibly dead. Yeah. I know you hate when I talk like this, and I don't have these thoughts anymore largely thanks to you... but when everywhere you turn people are telling you that you are a leech and a cancer (talking about my family here) and you have no idea what you did wrong... it starts to get to you, in some really bad ways. You have helped me realize that somewhere, I am valued. Somewhere some people actually, genuinely care about me. And this meant the world to me.
There have been other days where you have encouraged me in smaller ways. It may have seemed insignificant but nothing really was- I'm sure you know how little things tend to build up. Just making me laugh, putting a smile on my face, telling me that I'm awesome. It helps me immensely. And I know I have other friends. I know that other people are here for me, who also care about me. But no one will ever be like you. Nor will anyone ever help me in the same miraculous way you did.
It's 2:00 A.M. and I'm sitting in my bedroom sobbing. You know that I don't normally cry; not at non-fictional things anyway. Last time I cried was when Sam left... yet I'm crying so much more now for very obvious reasons such as the fact that you're leaving forever. You will be gone from my life faster than you came..And I don't want you to know, okay!? I want to be able to tell someone everything with no fear of being judged or of that person being offended. I want to have fun going and murdering my enemies in such gruesome ways that my mom might punish me for even thinking up such a thing. I want you. I want your maniacal laugh. I want your complaints about how your e-mail isn't working or how slow Facebook is. I want it so bad okay. I don't want you to leave. I want you in my life. I don't want this to happen and I still don't want to face the fact that's staring me right in the god**** face- you're leaving. Forever. FOREVER.
And I'm not happy or fine with this..And I'm not going to pretend that I am.
I love you, Avalon. And I don't mean it in that way... cause you know where those affections lie. But I love you in every other way possible.
P.S. I need a hug. And maybe a Sayla joke. Even those are welcome now. Anything is from you.
Ohhh... this thingy :(
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Julian: Youre a s***head
Me: *smack* Hey.
Him: Whaat he started it
Me: Shut up Julian poop face
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Caroline Mathers was Gus' former girlfriend. Augustus first tells Hazel about Caroline when they were talking about their first kisses. Gus explains that Caroline died from brain cancer. Hazel proceeds to look Caroline up online and finds out that she passed away from a brain tumor while Caroline and Augustus were still dating. Hazel finds out later in the story that the brain tumor had tampered with Caroline's brain, making her mean and sour, which had caused her to be quite hostile to people around her, including Gus. Gus had ended up just staying with her until the very end because he felt obligated to.
". . .Its okay Izaya. ." He heard the brute's deep, calming voice murmur to him. "It's going to be okay. ."
Oh god... Fanfic feels. MY BABY
Oh god... Fanfic feels. MY BABY
Messages from "A"
To Aria
Your dirty laundry, Aria? Time to get it dry-cleaned. —A
Don’t get too close to your new little artist friend, Aria. Or I’ll just hurt him, too. —A
To Aria
Your dirty laundry, Aria? Time to get it dry-cleaned. —A
Don’t get too close to your new little artist friend, Aria. Or I’ll just hurt him, too. —A
LeFou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why!
No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
LeFou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! LeFou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
Chorus: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny. Gaston: That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
Chorus: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus: No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston LeFou: Then goes tromping around Wearing boots like Gaston! Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
[Heard only in the soundtrack version] Chorus: Say it again! Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's that hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town Who's got all of it down... LeFou: And his name's G-A-S... T... G-A-S-T-E... G-A-S-T-O... ohh, ow... Chorus: GASTON!!!
[Heard only in the film version] Chorus: My what a guy! GASTON! Reprise Gaston: LeFou I'm afraid I've been thinking
LeFou: A dangerous pastime...
Gaston: I know. But that wacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only so-so. Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony old man See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan!
If I... (whispers)
LeFou: Yes?
Gaston: Then we... (whispers)
LeFou: No, would she?
Gaston: (whispers) Guess!
LeFou: Now I get it!
Both: Let's go! No one plots like Gaston
Gaston: Takes cheap shots like Gaston
LeFou: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
[Heard only in the musical version]
Gaston: Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful
LeFou: As down to the depths you descend
Gaston: I won't even be mildly remorseful
Gaston and Lefou: Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end
Gaston: Who has brains like Gaston?
LeFou: Entertains like Gaston?
Gaston and LeFou: Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
[Final verses; who sings this depends on the version of the song] Gaston and LeFou [Musical only]/Chorus [Film only]: So his marriage we soon will be celebrating My what a guy
No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
LeFou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! LeFou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
Chorus: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny. Gaston: That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
Chorus: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus: No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston LeFou: Then goes tromping around Wearing boots like Gaston! Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
[Heard only in the soundtrack version] Chorus: Say it again! Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's that hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town Who's got all of it down... LeFou: And his name's G-A-S... T... G-A-S-T-E... G-A-S-T-O... ohh, ow... Chorus: GASTON!!!
[Heard only in the film version] Chorus: My what a guy! GASTON! Reprise Gaston: LeFou I'm afraid I've been thinking
LeFou: A dangerous pastime...
Gaston: I know. But that wacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only so-so. Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony old man See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan!
If I... (whispers)
LeFou: Yes?
Gaston: Then we... (whispers)
LeFou: No, would she?
Gaston: (whispers) Guess!
LeFou: Now I get it!
Both: Let's go! No one plots like Gaston
Gaston: Takes cheap shots like Gaston
LeFou: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
[Heard only in the musical version]
Gaston: Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful
LeFou: As down to the depths you descend
Gaston: I won't even be mildly remorseful
Gaston and Lefou: Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end
Gaston: Who has brains like Gaston?
LeFou: Entertains like Gaston?
Gaston and LeFou: Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
[Final verses; who sings this depends on the version of the song] Gaston and LeFou [Musical only]/Chorus [Film only]: So his marriage we soon will be celebrating My what a guy
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