How to Behave: New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans

[[deleted user]]

"A Scientific Approach to 21st Century Predicaments"

With Very Bad Advice From Brad Pitt

Good etiquette rules for those of us perplexed by Facebook or unsure if answering your cell phone during a movie is a good thing.

[Usako]

Are the rules the links beneath the image? Or is the image supposed to be a video?

I cannot tell since work now and again blocks things :P

[Meen]

The image doesn't appear to be a video. I read "Don't Google-Stalk Before a First Date" (not that I would ever google-stalk anyone). It was just a couple paragraphs of advice.

[Meen]

The ones that are "Ask a Basterd" just have BP's picture next to the witty response.

[[deleted user]]

The "rules" are beneath the image. The layout is a bit sloppy, but each rule is hyper-linked.

[Kevin]

is there a rule for using the phrase "that's what she said" under your breath when someone else is serious?

[Meen]

Not in that article, but I think the rule should be to say it out loud to diffuse the other person's seriousness.

[Kevin]

btw - good to have you around again mindy

[Meen]

Thanks, Kevin, good to be back!

[Sally, la reina]

I'm always more magnetized to the boards when I know Mindy's been a-posting.

[Sally, la reina]

Keep your VHS cassettes away from me.

[Leslie]

Well now I know what to do should I ever succumb to the Warcraft mania (being the only person in my freakin family who hasn't).

[Sally, la reina]

I don't know to what mania you refer, Lobster Lady.

[Félix]

That's not Lobster Leslie, Sally.

She's here:
http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/83...

[Sally, la reina]

Whoops.

[[deleted user]]

I thought the same thing Sally

[Félix]

I did too.

[Meen]

I'm a Sally magnet!

:)

[Leslie]

Lord, I've been confused with a Lobster!

[[deleted user]]

Do we Bun do we really? :-D.

[Sally, la reina]

Hey!

[Meen]

Saying "Sally magnet" made me think of "chick magnet" (which I appear not to be, unfortunately), which made me think of "dick magnet," which made me think of this Louis CK bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURU...

I hurt myself laughing every time I watch this.

[Félix]

Sally = one of the most sane people I've come across

[Sally, la reina]

*convenes*

[Félix]

A very well coordinated panel.

[Félix]

A convention of the Associated Writhers of North America.

[Gary]

here's an easy rule to remember... turn your fuckin cell phone off during a movie, performance when they tell you to. nothing annoys me more of people ignoring that request,and then answering that ringing phone!!!

and stop texting,and talking on the phone while driving. that is so damn dangerous. have some consideration for the "lives" of others, by saving them,and turn the damn thing off while you drive. doesn't anyone use voicemail!! i sure do!