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[Adam]

Obviously there has been an incident and obviously someone is sorry, but come on, who else can say they have proof of the existence of an afterlife?

[Ed]

Perhaps our streams of pee crossed in the fountain like in that movie.

[Tiffany]

Quietly, just doing my job, when all of a sudden out of a pile of insurance claims, you-know-who show up.

[Kirsten]

Really, aren't baking power and baking soda interchangeable?

[Adam]

Says right on the pack 'exorcise shake' ... Oh, wait...

[Ed]

That lamp..... I thought a genie was going to come out when I rubbed it.

[Stacey]

"Up popped the devil!"

[°~Amy~°]

Unbelievably strange things happen when I try to use a protractor

[Zaz]

"Visualize, it will help you reach your goals", they said. I visualized. Not my fault.

[°~Amy~°]

Well I had a hell of a day....

[Adam]

X'al'naa'thuthuthu is a funny name for a dog

[Barbara]

Yasser Arafat is a funny name for a human being

[Sophie]

Zeddicus Zul'Zorander made me do it! (shout out to all that recognize the reference ;) )

Next topic : for what reason would you pass on your daily dose of reading?

[Zaz]

Around the Year in 52 books stuff :D

[Ed]

Binge-watching TV.

[Stacey]

Cooking a great meal

[Ed]

Drinking a few wee tiny cocktails.

[Veronica]

Entertaining everyone with Stacey's cooking and We'd cocktails

[°~Amy~°]

Endless hours of back and scalp massages

[Ed]

Feeding the giraffes at the zoo.

[Zaz]

Going out to see a movie

[Veronica]

Ikea shopping!

[°~Amy~°]

Japanese Chin puppy birthing (Too much cute!)

[Jean]

Kayaking in Venice.

[Adam]

Looking at forum posts.

[Barbara]

Mario Kart with family

[Zaz]

Napping with the cats

[Adam]

Off buying more books

[°~Amy~°]

Putting all my books in order by size, again

[Adam]

Questioning which book to read

[Ed]

Mixing drinks.

[Kathy]

Making cookies

[Sophie]

Re-organizing my books spreadsheets for the 100th time

[Ed]

Sipping drinks.

[°~Amy~°]

Taking Ed to rehab

[Ed]

Unabashedly singing Amy Winehouse's-

"They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, "no, no, no"

[°~Amy~°]

Vacationing on a planet far, far away.

(and just how did that work out for Ms. Winehouse Ed?)

[Ed]

Welcoming the new bartender on shift.

(hmmmm, you got me thinkin' Amy.)

[Tiffany]

Xylophone practice

[Adam]

Yelling about books

[°~Amy~°]

Ziplining in a rain forest

Your favorite author demands extravagant gifts before they will write again. What is your offering to the Writing God?

[Adam]

Absolute power

[Ed]

Barrels of booze.

[°~Amy~°]

Coffee beans by the truck load and personal barista

[Sophie]

Dentist appointment every day until he finishes the book (I'm more a menacing follower haha)

[Holli]

Everlasting gobstoppers that are truly everlasting. :-)

[Barbara]

FOOD!!!!!

[Adam]

Generous sacrifices

[Zaz]

Highlander's immortality (more time to write more books, just hoping he won't lose his head because of the gift)

[Barbara]

Infinite FOOD!!!!!!