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Can you believe what Ed did to get us all into trouble AGAIN? Jeesh
Dictionaries? Catapult? What are these weird words you speak?
Ed? Who's Ed? Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing here?
For goodness sakes Ed, can we go one week without getting arrested?!
Great going, Ed. Now they know what you look like.
Hail Ed for brining a little fun into our lives
It was Ed's idea to steal the baby giraffe. I wanted to go with circus seal.
Keeping the baby giraffe.....I am going to need a good lawyer.
Matrimony means always bailing your spouse out of jail.
Nude break dancing is a crime? Who knew?
Other than the nude break dancing incident this was one HELL of a night!
Quite extraordinary set of events if I say so myself.
Quick question, will this baby giraffe fit in our trunk?
Resist to take the baby penguin we must try (Yoda style)
So can't resist the baby penguin. Put it next to the giraffe in the trunk!
This time I think the judge will be a little more lenient.
Understanding that stealing baby animals is a crime is one thing, but look at it. Look at it.
Video isn't REALLY proof of anything
You know none of this was my fault, right?
Zookeepers be damned, those baby animals are mine I tell you, all mine!New category: Ways to pay penance for your hard partying, baby animal napping ways....
Bake sales for starving children in Africa
Donate money to zoo to buy replacement baby animals (they will NEVER find the originals, never I say NEVER! *insert evil laugh here*)
Educate the children on the perils of alcohol abuse.
Forgo all future hard partying, baby animal napping endeavors
Go to Ed's talk on the perils of alcohol abuse
X-rated performances in public are a bad idea huh?
Get Ed to (not) kidnap the Mounties' baby horses
Help Ed (not) kidnap further baby animals
Oups, my alphabet got a bit mixed upI solemnly swear not to get involved with this crazy bunch again
Just because we stole the past seven baby giraffes, doesn't mean we're going to do it again. I swear.
Knowing me, knowing Ed, we are definetely "not" doing it agaaaaain.
Liars are so going to do it again. No Regrets and No Penance! (And I think Sophie may still be drinking lol)
May you agree that just because I seem to be drinking doesn't mean that the grass is greener with Lucy in the sky?
Never ever mount someone else's horse ever again.
Occasionally offer to return said animals
Paint cages at zoo while plotting theft of baby tiger.
Realizing the moderators are trying to figure out how and when this thread got from "What's in your pantry" to "How do you pay penance for stealing baby animals" and hoping they blame Ed.
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