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[Stacey]

Quilts. Nothing but quilts.

[°~Amy~°]

Robots with human slaves

[Ed]

Starbucks on every corner.

[Adam]

Tourist brochure advertising Earth as all-you-can-eat

[°~Amy~°]

Unicorns and glitter everywhere!

[Ed]

Venison is considered a vegetable.

[Holli]

Water that changes color based on moods and spits at you when annoyed.

[°~Amy~°]

Xylophone music played on street corners by maniacal monkey creatures

[Ed]

"Y.M.C.A." is inexplicably the planetary anthem.

[Adam]

Zoo containing only left socks

New topic: your first contact speech

[Ed]

"Ask not what your planet can do for you, ask what you can do for your planet."

[Adam]

"Because I am a benevolent god I shall spare your planet in exchange for a discount on all further trade agreements."

[°~Amy~°]

"Come on feel the noise, girls rock your boys, we'll get wild, wild, wild. Wild wild wild!"

[Ed]

Darth Vader and I have reached an agreement.

[Jean]

Every move you make, every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake, I'll be watching you

[J]

Four shots and seven beers ago...

[Ed]

Give me Chipotle or give me death.

[Kirsten]

Have you any Grey Poupon?

[Ed]

Igor, fetch my torch.

[Sophie]

Just wondering if you want to eat me or if I have a chance of getting off this planet alive.

[°~Amy~°]

Keeping it real, I think I took a wrong turn somewhere but hey, it's great to meet ya'll. So, could someone quickly point the way to a non-human eating planet?

[Holli]

look, I'm sorry I landed on your sister. but these things happen and we move on.

[Stacey]

Make mine a double with a space-cheese chaser. It's been a looonnnnggg trip.

[Adam]

Now this might seem like a funny question, but where am I?

[°~Amy~°]

Obviously I am FAR too skinny to be a good meal so let's consider some options that DON'T end in me dying or being harmed in any way.

[Barbara]

Previously on the Walking Dead...

[Adam]

Quit acting like farts are how you communicate, we both know you speak English.

[Sophie]

Quit drooling when looking at me!

[Jean]

Really great to be here! Gotta go!

[Veronica]

Someone please tell me where I am and where I can buy a postcard to mail home.

[Kirsten]

So, are your women easy?

[Adam]

Too be fair, all you guys look alike, I thought you were a chick.

[°~Amy~°]

Urgent message to self: no more heavy drinking near the launch pad during the pre-lift off party.

[Adam]

Very sure I should have been wearing pants for this.

[°~Amy~°]

We are the champions, my friends,
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.
We are the champions.
We are the champions.
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the..... universe!

[Adam]

X-rated adult theatres will go there and there. And there and over there. Just knock down everything and let's build a strip mall.

[Barbara]

Ya! Ya! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

And that's how you chop woods with your own hand.

Arigatou Gozaimasu!

[Ed]

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A

My oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

new category- a genetically modified food you might try

[Adam]

Artificially grown meat product

[Ed]

Brocoli-beef..... not the Chinese dish with two ingredients...but a broccoli with Jersey cow genes.

[Barbara]

Cowless Indian Burger

[Ed]

Doughnutberries

[Stacey]

Duck a la Agent Orange

[°~Amy~°]

Eggplant escargot

[Jean]

Fruit-infused pork.

[Ed]

Gefilteberries

[Sophie]

Hamberry

[°~Amy~°]

Icecreamallows

[Ed]

Junebug sushi

[°~Amy~°]

Kangaroo capers