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[Ed]

Tell me again Mrs. Gordon..... what grade will you give me in French? I really, really really want to be a Senior next year!

[Holli]

Usually the guy likes it when I break their nose as part of my greeting.

[Adam]

Various institutions have decided that it would be best if you sign this waver before we start.

[Barbara]

Where is my money?

[Sophie]

Xanax is my savior

[Silvia]

You looked better yesterday!

[Adam]

Zero witnesses? Why, yes, that is a strange thing to point out.

New topic: your opening defence for your upcoming trial

[Barbara]

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

[Jean]

Bigfoot did it.

[Silvia]

Call my mom! She knows I am innocent!

[Barbara]

DON'T YOU DARE TO TALK ME LIKE THAT, MR. "YOUR HONOR"

[Zaz]

Eww, this is gross, I can't kill someone, I'm allergic to blood.

[Sophie]

F*ck this sh*t, I'm leaving.

[Ed]

Gee...it obvious that I'm innocent... the Judge is just out to get me because he's Mexican.

[Barbara]

Honestly, do I look like a murder???

[Adam]

I'm not sure what's going on. I think you mean that other guy. Chad. Yeah, Chad, he's the one who should be in here.

[Veronica]

Just so we are clear, the cops didn't find the gun under my bed right?

[Adam]

Knife to meet you! Get it? Ah, I guess you had to be there.

[Ed]

Like Shaggy said..."It wasn't me!"

[°~Amy~°]

Mutant Aliens made me do it

[Barbara]

No one knows what I did, so you can't tell I did it.

[Ed]

One little fraudulent business expense doesn't make me a tax cheat!

[J]

Perhaps we could discuss this little... misunderstanding... in a more private setting. *Wink*

[Ed]

Quit pressuring me to confess.... my inner voices haven't told me what to do yet.

[Barbara]

Riddle, Tom. Marvolo. Riddle is my name. I am not a murder.

[Silvia]

Sorry, but "I am not the person you are looking for '

[Ed]

The Devil made me do it!

[°~Amy~°]

Usually I am a VERY nice girl, usually.

[Susan]

Vicious, rabid aardvarks couldn't make me talk!

[J]

What of it?

[Jean]

Xenophobes like me don't always kill the immigrants that move in next door.

[Ed]

You don't have any evidence against me....and I killed my wife so she couldn't testify against me...so there!

[Zaz]

Zombies did it, I don't eat brains!

New category: You just landed on a new planet, the 1st weird thing you discover is...

[Holli]

Anatomically correct nude statues

[Ed]

Broccoli- based economy.

[Sophie]

Celeri-based paper planes

[Zaz]

Drunk trees

(the A-Z took a very hilarious turn with the silly topics and sentences, I'm enjoying the answers very much)

[Adam]

Eggplants are the dominant species

[Stacey]

Finger food and tea sandwiches are the dominant food source

[Adam]

German tourists have already made camp there

[Stacey]

Harry Potter and Hermione Granger greet you there!

[Adam]

Intelligent life forms politely ask you to leave

[Ed]

Immigrant aliens detained in Area 61.

[Kirsten]

JFK

[Adam]

Kindly old ladies listening to rap metal.

[Silvia]

Little blue and nice creatures living in mushrooms

[Ed]

Meter Maids are on strike.

[°~Amy~°]

Newscasters announcing arrival of the planets newest sacrifice

[Jean]

Old people dominate the entertainment industry.

[Ed]

Purple Rain every day.