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[Adam]

For funzies

[Michelle]

Good booze. Good times.

[Ed]

Hate housekeeping.

[°~Amy~°]

itchy trigger finger

[Holli]

June bugs

[Ed]

Kickstarting the apocalypse.

[Krissy]

Laundry avoidance

[Marta]

Memory problems.... what does this button do again?

[Ed]

Needed to let off some steam.

[Michelle]

Opiate epidemic

[Adam]

Perfectly valid reasons that will be explained later.

[Elizabeth]

That's For interrupting me while I'm reading

[Tiffany]

Understood that the yellow caution tape was placed there to keep cars from driving over the still-curing concrete, yet you break it and drive over it anyway.

[Susan]

Vogon poetry

[Kirsten]

Wrestling - 'nuff said

[Adam]

'Xtreme reality television

[Ed]

You gotta take chances in life.

[Deb]

Zombies!!!!!!!!

Rude questions to ask a stranger.

[Ed]

Are you really going to eat that?!

[°~Amy~°]

But aren't you kind of old to do that?

[Stacey]

Could you spare any Grey Poupon?

[Stacey]

Didn't that come in the next size?

[Ed]

Ever smell that before?

[Adam]

Feel this lump for me, will ya?

[Jean]

Gee, you're a lot older than your husband, aren't you?

[Deb]

Got any idea why your kids are so ugly?

[Ed]

Hey, is that a birthmark on your neck, or what?

[Sophie]

In which bikini would you like to see me?

[Jean]

Just wondering -- is it hard to eat when your pants are that tight?

[Stacey]

Kanye, how come the meds aren't working for you?

[Elizabeth]

Can't you read the sign or Do you need glasses ,it says Go Away I'm reading ,

[°~Amy~°]

Licking toes is kinda a weird fetish, don't ya think?

[Silvia]

Mom?

[Adam]

Now this may sound strange but do you happen to know how to disarm twelve pounds of C4?

[Sophie]

Or would you be willing to drive this bomb outside of town?

[Ed]

Pardon me, but are you pregnant?

[Adam]

Quick question, would you mind peeing into this jar? It's kind of urgent.

[°~Amy~°]

Red lipstick? Are you a hooker?

[Barbara]

So, see you in hell?

[Adam]

Tell me, is it still considered rude to take food out of a toddler's mouth?

[Barbara]

U think it is? Because I don't!

[Adam]

Very well, how about take candy from some babies?

[Barbara]

What?! I hope you are not talking about baby seals. The rest is ok.

[Ed]

Xxxxxcuse Me! Why are you giving me this book of beauty secrets?

[Adam]

You really need me to spell it out for you?

[°~Amy~°]

Zebra stripes really accentuate the hips!

New events in the Redneck/Hillbilly Games!

[°~Amy~°]

Aardvark tossing

[Deb]

Battle of the Banjos

[Kirsten]

Crawling home drunk race

[Ed]

Dueling Daisy Dukes