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May 24, 2016 07:57AM
Kim Kardashian and I are going on a date.
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Listen here, I didn't travel back in time just so you two could ground me
Maybe we ought to discuss the tiger in the bathroom.
Never mind where I got a tiger, and don't ask about the ostrich either.
Perhaps, in retrospect, I should have asked your permission before building an ark
Quick!...Tell me where the wills are!
Realistically, you didn't really believe my high school nick name was just a joke, right?
Sad to know you're spending your time working, I'll never do that.
Up and at em! We have 3 banks to rob before breakfast.
Vanilla-flavored condoms are my favorite
Zeezee, my other personality says we are adopted. Donald and Barbara say we'll always love you though. Best ways to spend a couple billion dollars...
Eliminate all networks airing The Kardashians
Ice cream for every kid in the world
Jell-O shots. Unlimited Jell-O shots.
Keep producing more Downton Abbey episodes.
Meals for all the hungry people in the world
Overkill on books, blu-rays, and dvds.
Resource center and shelter for homeless vets
Steady supply of books to those who don't have access to books
Television series with Morgan Freeman narrating my day to day life.
Undercover bodyguards to keep money grubbing relatives at bay
Velcro-covered castle and Spider-Man costume
You get a car and You get a car. Everybody gets a car!
Zero hungry peopleNext category:
Anything to do with the ocean or what's in it
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