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[Holli]

eXtreme dislike of the color scheme. I only changed one thing. When I came back to myself, everything was like this.

[Ed]

Ya know...I thought levelling was a good thing.

[Holli]

Zombies were chasing me, and...it just happened. I got them all though, so let's just call this even.

New Category: You're late for class the third time this week, what is your excuse in the hopes of avoiding detention?

[Ed]

Appendix appeared to be bursting...but it turned out ok.

[Holli]

Bad traffic. You want me to get run over or something?

[Ed]

Chased a burglar away...I should be getting a trophy or something...not detention.

[Sophie]

Dumped my phone in the toilet and it's my alarm clock

[Adam]

Even though you say I'm late, I defy you to prove that such a thing is true.

[Holli]

Ed had to keep going to the hospital for his appendix. He didn't trust himself to drive in case it blew up.

[Ed]

Forgot that the sundial I use doesn't work on cloudy days.

[Stacey]

Greenwich Mean Time is so overrated!

[Adam]

How do you expect me to come in at this ridiculous hour every single time?

[Holli]

I got lost. The map was upside down as well. Nermal says "hi" from Abu Dhabi.

[Sophie]

Just didn't feel like it

[Adam]

Kinda hard to explain, but suffice to say, you no longer have to worry about being mauled by a tiger in the parking lot.

[Zaz]

Lol, I know you'll never believe me but I was stuck in another dimension.

[Stacey]

My killer goldfish swallowed my alarm clock.

[Ed]

Needed some motivation. Just wasn't feelin it.

[Adam]

Obviously you are misunderstanding me, I'm not late today, I was just early all those other times.

[Ed]

Politically correct time standards are so boring.

[Holli]

Quests for fire and then big buckets of water because some dope didn't know how to operate a flaming torch delayed me.

[Barbara]

Reason I may not tell you

[Ed]

Respectfully request that you accept this Hamilton sir.

[Sophie]

Surely you heard the commotion about the dragon in the mall's parking lot?

[Ed]

Tardy again?....oh, I thought you said Party again!

[Sophie]

Universal crisis... They sometimes call me the Doctor.

[Ed]

Vice-Principal Gordon said I was good to go.

[Zaz]

Winter is coming, I needed to prepare.

[Ed]

eXpected a limo to pick me up this morning, what happened with that?

[Holli]

You were in the bathroom when I snuck in. How do you know I was late?

[Adam]

Zero sum calculations are meaningless, time doesn't really exist, how can I be late in such an existence?

New topic: What you were really doing all that time.

[Holli]

Answering questions the nice men in the suits were asking me.

[Adam]

Burying the hatchet ... along with several fools

[Sophie]

Counteracting an Dalek invasion

[Holli]

Directing traffic...it takes a lot of flag waving to land those spaceships well, you know?

[Stacey]

Eating a fiery curry

[Ed]

Finding Dory.

[Holli]

Got in the car with Ed, cause he said he needed a sidekick. And no, those aren't sirens you hear in the background.

[Ed]

Hollister told me she needed a ride to the asylum.

[Ed]

(Damn autocorrect )

[Kirsten]

I had to feed the zombie in the basement

[Ed]

Just watching a replay of the big debate.

[Adam]

Killing a rogue tiger with my bare hands.

[Jennifer]

Listening to a tape on how to get away with murder

[Holli]

My car got stuck in the mud and it was too far to walk, so I went to the nearby amusement park for lessons in fun.

[Adam]

Not anything illegal if that's what you're asking. Unrelated, but you might not want to use your car again for another few days.

[Ed]

Opium dens..that's all I'm saying.

[Holli]

Partied...somewhere. That's all anyone will tell me.

[Adam]

Quietly biding my time for the sake of revenge

[Ed]

Rounding up the usual suspects.