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Nude photos of Chris Christie breakdancing.
Oh you wouldn't want to see that. You couldn't possibly want to...
Porridge (yes, life can be disappointing like that)
Quarters. Whoo-hoo! *runs/staggers to the bank* Well, they are a little heavy.
Trumps' tax returns....on the way to the shredders.
Zirconium cordite New topic: Your apology for accidentally levelling a city
As usual, everyone always looks at me in situations like this.... I'll apologize...but I had nothing to do with it.
Bouquet of flowers and an eerily specific hallmark card
Cheer up, it could be worse.....you could have been forced to watch the debates!
Dear City,It must have been a bad reaction to my meds.
Enough with the blame already. You do this every time.
For God's sake, look at the bright side...this means lots of new construction jobs! Let's make the city great again!
Goodness Gracious, great balls of fire!
Just because I was standing in the middle of a crater, laughing like a manic, you assume I had something to do with this?
Kim Kardashian made me do it. She said it would increase ratings.
Look, it happened, it was bound to happen, I expect it'll happen again, so let's get this out of the way. Sorry.
My bad, I thought you wanted those buildings to be imploded.
No, I did not have relations with that woman. I did blow up the city though. My bad.
Oh, um, terrible allergies. Must have been a really big sneeze.
Quoting T.S. Eliot, “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.”
Really, I'm pretty sure it looked like this before.
Seriously though, who here's really to blame? Me or the person who put me in charge?
Termites. Adam told me so. They were ithis big. Who knew the plunger thing he gave me to deal with them would go boom?
Unless you have a warrant, I've got nothing to say.
Virtual reality is wonderful, isn't it? You really think this happened?
Well, when I get that wall built on the border, I won't do this again.
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