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[Ed]

Jolie...will you marry me now?

[Adam]

Keep telling me what to do and I'm going back to sleep

[Ed]

Let's see, I seem to remember that I was about to enter the asylum when some nude breakdancers knocked me over and the last thing I saw was Kid Rock giving judo lessons.

[Adam]

Make with the chocolate or get out

[Holli]

No pizza? Go away until you know better.

[Adam]

Obviously I wanted to sleep in, but seriously no one thought to come and wake me?

[Ed]

Please set the alarm for November 9th.

[Adam]

Quick! What year is it? Damn, still too early.

[J]

Right then, now to read those final A Song of Ice and Fire volumes.

[Adam]

So, how many seasons of Firefly have I missed?

[Holli]

There are that many seasons of SVU? I need a tv, popcorn, and a couch.

[Jennifer]

Until you bring me some good food and a drink, leave me alone.

[Sophie]

Vishnu, is that you?

[Ed]

Where's the bathroom?

[Holli]

eXit stage left...

[Ed]

Yabba Dabba Doo!

[Adam]

Zero cover health insurance my ass. I'm not paying it.

New topic: All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't _______ again.

[Ed]

assemble Brangelina

[Adam]

Breakdance naked

[Ed]

cook crystal

[Holli]

capture the flag

[Adam]

Divide by zero

[Holli]

Eat at Joe's

[Adam]

Find Nemo

[J]

Get lucky

[Jennifer]

have harmony

[Ed]

imagine Kanye West becoming a Buddhist monk...

[Adam]

Joke about eggs

[Ed]

keep a straight face

[Adam]

Look each other in the eyes

[Ed]

make whoopie

[Veronica]

Naked breakdance together

[Ed]

organize a hootenanny

[Adam]

Party like it's 1999

[Ed]

Question the King's birth certificate

[Adam]

Risk offending the queen

[Ed]

sleepwalk with a zombie

[Adam]

Take a break

[J]

Undermine the validity of the feudal system

[Ed]

vindicate their existence

[Adam]

Walk like an Egyptian

[Ed]

eXpect the Minisitry of Silly Walks to send a representative

[Adam]

Yell at coconut-ladened sparrows

[Sophie]

Zeppelin their way out of the kingdom.

Next: Your bank accounts are all empty, why?

[Adam]

Access to them

[Ed]

By enrolling in Trump University.

[Adam]

Cheap impulse-inducing products

[Holli]

Downpour of Amazon stuff

[Adam]

Excessively expensive expenditures

[Ed]

filed for bankruptcy