Alphabetical Categories Showing 5,701-5,750 of 6,994

[Ed]

Lawn Bowling...loser has to sponge bathe the winner.

[Sophie]

Miniature Michael Jacksons dancing in the corners

[Adam]

Nothing, how bout you?

[Ed]

Organic menu including Kosher gefilte fish

[Adam]

Priceless Rembrandt artworks in every padded cell

[Ed]

Quotas on how many pairs of fluffy slippers each patient can keep under their pillows.

[Holli]

rubber baby buggy bumpers competitions

[Michelle]

Stanford-educated shrinks

[Adam]

TVs that only play looping footage of clowns laughing

[Ed]

underwear made from burlap bags.

[Jennifer]

vacations to the destination of your choice. All expenses paid.

[Kirsten]

wiener frys every Friday night

[Ed]

Xylophone lessons.

[Adam]

Yellow wallpaper

[Ed]

Zebra rides at midnight,

new category-

Fill in the blank-

If I was married to a Kardashian, I would ________

[Kirsten]

assassinate the family

[Adam]

Be sure to invest in disease and welfare treatment

[Ed]

choose the best divorce lawyer.

[Adam]

Diverting as many funds as possible in preparation for my fleeing the country

[Ed]

eventually not be.

[Adam]

Find a way to expose them for the evil lizard people that they are

[Sophie]

get them to give me all their money

[Veronica]

Hire the hit man to help Kirsten assassinate them

[Adam]

Instigate infighting intended to incur injury

[Michelle]

Jump out of a plane without a parachute

[Zaz]

Know who are the Kardashian

[Barbara]

Lose my self-confidence

[Holli]

make up my mind about that nice room at the asylum

[Michelle]

Not be married for long

[Ed]

organize a Russian roulette party.

[Barbara]

put 12 bullets in my pistol for Ed's Russian Roulette party.

[Kirsten]

questioning the existence of a caring God

[Adam]

Research a means of turning back time

[Ed]

see a psychiatrist at the asylum.

[Barbara]

try to kill them and not myself.

[Jennifer]

Undermine their every move

[Ed]

very quietly move to an undisclosed location.

[Adam]

Walk through the middle of every filming attempt yelling things that will prevent publication

[Ed]

eXplain my temporary insanity.

[Holli]

Yearn for Ed to explain bout of insanity as well

[Ed]

Zero out the bank accounts.

new category...... When you came out of your coma....what did you want or say?

[Holli]

Anyone get the licence number of that truck?

[Ed]

Beg your pardon, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

[Veronica]

Can someone get me a drink? I've got a major headache.

[Holli]

Do what with a what now?

[J]

Exact change please!

[Holli]

Fore score and seven beers ago...

[Kirsten]

Great Scott! (I've always wanted to say that!)

[Ed]

Happy Days is my favorite tv show!

[Holli]

I came, I saw, and then I ran away because what I saw scared me.