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[Holli]

Zibs, the paper-eating monster, really liked the look of my homework. What do you mean you've never heard of a zibs?

New category: What's that outside the window?

[Ed]

Angry birds.

[Adam]

Bagpipe players

[Ed]

Chocolate mountains.

[Sophie]

Dumb drivers listening to shitty music really loud (my office window is just over a crossroads)

[Adam]

Excessive drilling and revving

[Stacey]

Fire engine sirens all the live long day

[Adam]

Goddamn owls. Always hooting.

[Holli]

Happy Bunny

[Ed]

Iggy, the scarecrow.

[Stacey]

Just some yahoos hanging out at the moronic LinkNYC Free WiFi kiosks installed by our shitty mayor.

[Tiffany]

Krakatoa! The appropriated American word for a sudden lightning and thunderstorm.

[Ed]

Leprachauns

[Jennifer]

Monkeys going crazy

[Holli]

Nutsoid spiders who believe they can capture the car

[Ed]

Octets of nude breakdancers.

[Holli]

plants, lots and lots of plants

[Adam]

Quietly building storm clouds

[Ed]

Robert Redford getting ready to join one of the octets.

[Holli]

Stupid, annoying crickets that won't stop chirping!

[Ed]

Two turtle doves.

[Sophie]

Uninterrupted rain

[Ed]

Violent street gangs.

[Adam]

Welsh werewolves working with wingdings

[Holli]

Xerox copies of the nude breakdancers' pictures.

[Barbara]

Yellow wall

[Adam]

Zebras crossing

New topic: "No, mister Bond, I expect you to _______"

[Sophie]

abandon the pretty lady to save instead the old ugly man

[Stacey]

break dance nude in Red Square.

[Adam]

Change over to our new phone plan

[Ed]

Yapping dogs wearing little red berets.

[Barbara]

desrespect some laws and get arrested after doing it

[Ed]

eliminate the enemy.

sorry about the "Yapping" comment. It's weird how the thread doesn't all come up sometimes.

[Adam]

Fetch my newspaper

[Ed]

get the car washed daily.

[Adam]

Have your homework ready in the future

[Ed]

initiate nude breakdance competitions in Iceland.

[Adam]

Join the Justice League

[Ed]

Keep up with the Kardashians.

[Adam]

Listen to a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

[Ed]

make ME a martini...and stir it a lot!

[Sophie]

never destroy an Aston Martin again

[Adrian Dakota Justice]

Rob the bank that you father works at.

[Adam]

Observe Protocol with the Queen

[Holli]

Perform Mahna-Mahnam for an audience of my choice.

[Ed]

quickly say "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers" 15 times.

[Adam]

Recite Bohemian Rhapsody right now

[Ed]

Sing a little prayer for me.

[Jennifer]

start drinking martini's stirred, not shaken.

[Adam]

Take me out for a nice romantic dinner