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Sep 09, 2016 07:45PM
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Geez there are too much to mention (and none that start with G haha)
Jack Daniels (it's a food if I say it is)
Venti Green Tea Frappuccino with Nonfat Milk & Light Whip
Waffles... It's always got to be waffles
Yogurt, frozen with lots of toppings
ZepoleNew Category- You are a teacher...and this is the excuse Johnny gave for not doing his homework:
A giant tomato crashed on my house and we had to spend the whole evening making spaghetti bolognese.
Because the homework is below my level and contributing to the dumbing down of America's kids.
Couldn't find my glasses. Whoops! The dog buried them in the backyard, next to last year's homework.
Didn't realize that the teacher wanted me to complete the assignment...I thought she was just talking to the losers in the class.
Everyone had to do the homework? I thought it was optional, like coming to class
Forgot how to do homework. Sorry about that.
Granted, it may seem like I didn't do the homework, but in truth, I realised that the true homework was not to do anything at all.
Homework Shmomework! I'm working on my Xbox skills.
Instigating a riot just seemed like a better idea at the time.
Just the idea of doing homework makes me feel dirty!
Just got back from Mars. I knew I forgot something.
Kindly refrain from talking to me, peasant. I don't have to answer to the likes of you.
Look, it's like this- I just don't see that I'm going to need to know algebra when i work at the 7-Eleven.
My mom says that I don't have to do it and she is always right.
Nah...I did my homework..... you just can't see it because I used invisible ink.
Obviously, I couldn't do the homework because your other self didn't give one to me, it's a rare case of alternate world displacement during sleep.
Perhaps this twenty will change your mind
Quit bothering me! I've got "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" episodes to watch!
Really can't be bothered on such trival things like homework; I have more SVU to watch.
*Sigh* You should know that I already worked all day, I should have some free time in the evening, like everyone else.
Sammy, my evil identical twin brother was supposed to deliver my homework to you....didn't you get it?
That's what I was supposed to be doing last night! Darn.
Um, let me think of something...give me a minute or two.
Very well, I challenge you to a duel! If I win you forget the homework.
Well, it's very simple. I was robbed. They told me the homework or they'd do something horrible.
X-tra large bees stung my fingers last night and I couldn't write.... I'm ok now.
Yelling won't change anything, now will it?
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