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[Holli]

Grabbed the wrong flyer and they sent me here When do we make s'mores?

[Ed]

Holli referred me.

[Sophie]

I'm still asking myself...

[Holli]

Just ask Ed. He got me into this mess.

[Sophie]

Kind of wondering why I always listen to Ed...

[Adam]

Looking for the nearest exit while keeping my eyes out for anything cool I can borrow

[Holli]

my magic 8 ball said "outlook looks promising" when I pointed it this way

[Adam]

Negotiating access to a tank ... Not because I plan to steal it or anything like that

[Holli]

Obiviously to make sure Adam behaves himself. At least while everyone's looking.

[Adam]

Probably not work towards a goal of world domination

[Sophie]

Quitting is really hard and I tend to not finish anything I do

[Holli]

reading license plates, nothing suspicious or anything

[Ed]

Seeking to get in shape...can't afford the gym.

[Holli]

There was nothing better to do

[Adam]

Undermining the current regime... I mean to serve my country

[Ed]

Vacationing at Guantanamo sounded pretty good.

[Holli]

Well, I thought I'd thank all the recruits here for their service in person.:-)

[Ed]

Xavier down the block joined...and since I'm in love with Xavier...I joined too.

[Adam]

Yelling at people always sounds fun. They told me I could do that if I work hard enough.

[Holli]

Zero dark thirty...I have to see a clock that carries such a time

New category: Why did you get sent to your room without dinner?

[Ed]

Ate all the apple pie secretly during lunch.

[Adam]

Because accusing people of favouritism apparently doesn't sit too well

[Holli]

Candy apples and windows don't mesh well

[J]

Did a bad bad thang

[Holli]

Ed said I would look good with green hair

[Ed]

For practicing my nude breakdance routine in church.

[Sophie]

Gathering people to go see nude people in the church

[Adam]

Hosting a satanic ritual at the dinner table and not cleaning up afterwards

[Holli]

I only remember the inside of a bar and the rest is all a blur

[Sophie]

Just trying to warm up the cat in the oven... the poor kitty seemed cold

[Adam]

Keeping rabid baboons in the pantry without permission

[Ed]

Ketchup, I thought, would look good all over the white carpet.

(BTW, Sophie, I just read James Herriot's Cat Stories and one of the stories they help a freezing cat by putting her in the stove for a while!)

[Sophie]

Letting in those cute little wild dogs, they seemed hungry

[Adam]

Manufacturing counterfeit lost pet posters

[Holli]

Nothing; ignore those weird stories you heard

[Stacey]

Organized a weenie roast without buns.

[Adam]

Patricide attempt was taken the wrong way. It was just a joke. Seriously.

[Holli]

Quarters all over the helicopter's rotors. For some reason they frown on that sort of thing.

[Sophie]

Ride dad's motorbike to go get some milk. I don't know why they think it's dangerous if I can't reach the ground with my feet...

[Adam]

Stealing the Declaration of Independence

[Holli]

Terminated a Terminator and Skynet cried

[Adam]

Undermining the authorities

[Ed]

Violated the rule about not mentioning Dad's toupee.

[Adam]

What are you talking about? I chose to go to my room. I'm not even hungry. Really.

[Ed]

X-ray hoax didn't go over too well.

[Adam]

Yelling "get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!" was apparently a bad decision

[Holli]

Zoinks, I can't tell you that. Then we'd both be in trouble.

New category: Your favorite food (junk or otherwise).

[Jennifer]

Apple fritters

[Adam]

Apple pies are always good

[J]

Bacon quiche