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[Adam]

Kindly left-handed business accountants

[Jennifer]

Labradors

[Adam]

Mustard jars

[Veronica]

Ninja warriors

[Ed]

Organically Grown Tomatoes

[Adam]

Properly respectful non-distinct human character mascot

[Ed]

Quincy the Majestic Squirrel

[Adam]

Racist stereotype that is acceptable because tradition

[Ed]

Sociopathic Social Workers

[Adam]

That tree over there

[Ed]

Underwear models

[Adam]

Vintage underwear models

[Sophie]

Whopping Wapiti

[Adam]

Xanax bottles

[J]

Xixi zhi Yu

[Ed]

Yankee Poodles

[Adam]

Zubats

New topic: What were you doing at the time of the incident?

[Ed]

Appearing at the nude breakdance contest.

[Sophie]

Breakdancing in the same contest as Ed (though in the clothed category ;) )

[Ed]

Chasing a taco truck around the corner.

[Sophie]

Disappearing with taco-full cargo

[Ed]

Embarrassing my breakdancing partner Sophie.

[Kathy]

Fixing the taco truck after it tipped over

[Ed]

Getting my hair did.

[Sophie]

Hiring Ed's hairdresser

[Ed]

Initiating my book tour.

[Holli]

Just staring at Ed's hair and wondering why it's on fire

[Jennifer]

Kite shopping

[Ed]

Looking in the mirror and wondering what happened to my hair.

[Adam]

Most certainly nothing suspicious or condemning

[Ed]

Nothing...I wasn't even near the incident.....I mean what incident?

[Adam]

Obviously I was somewhere else. Who said I was there? They're lying. I think they did it. Have you asked them?

[Ed]

Perhaps I was with Col. Mustard in the conservatory with a lead pipe.

[Holli]

Questioning everyone about the whereabouts of my coffee. What do you mean why am I carrying a club? This is a coffee emergency!

[Veronica]

Remembering that Holli left get coffee in the conservatory with Col. Mustard

[Ed]

Seeing that all the orphans got their porridge at the leper colony.

[Adam]

Stealing ... I mean borrowing delicious coffee

[Sophie]

Terminating Ed's hairdresser's contract as dying my hair orange was not part of the plan!

[Ed]

Using the treadmill at the leper colony.

[Holli]

Validating my parking...yes, the car is supposed to look like that

[Adam]

Working on the completion of a different project

[Ed]

Xeriscaping the garden at the leper colony.

[Adam]

Yelling at the neighbours for being too noisy

[Ed]

Ziplining in the Amazon.

new category- Why did you join the army?

[Holli]

Army? What's an army?

[Adam]

Because they told me there would be cake

[Jennifer]

Constant traveling

[Ed]

Dropped out of high school.

[Adam]

Exaggerated 80s action movies

[Ed]

Forgot to mail my application to the French Foreign Legion.