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[Holli]

Call Eric Northman away from the Sookie Stackhouse series and save him from being made into a wuss.

[Ed]

Eke out a few more chapters in Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City series....or maybe a few more books in the series.

[°~Amy~°]

Fondle Holli's version of Eric Northman :-)

[Barbara]

Go to Hogwarts to help Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[°~Amy~°]

Hug Anne Frank :-(

[Ed]

Illustrate Tina Fey's Bossypants.

[°~Amy~°]

Jump into Wonderland and slap the Queen of Hearts.....and jump back out quickly before she cuts my head off

[J]

Kill Jon Snow.

[Adam]

Loot for exotic technology, immortality, and superpowers from various sources

[°~Amy~°]

march into Botswana and ask Precious Ramotswe to please pick up the pace of the damn story JUST a hair. Or two. For goodness sakes, it take her FOREVER to tell a story.

[Ed]

Name Rosemary's Baby something other than Adrian... maybe Donald.

[°~Amy~°]

Open the first bar on Mars. Marc Watney seriously needs a drink.

[Ed]

Porridge...lots and lots of porridge for Oliver Twist.

[°~Amy~°]

Questions to ask Sherlock Holmes

[Ed]

Re-arrange the evidence at a crime scene before Sherlock Holmes gets there.

[Stacey]

Save Marilyn Monroe from her fate in Blonde by Joyce Carol Oates.

[°~Amy~°]

Tackle a T-rex in Jurrasic Park and see how that goes.

[Stacey]

Un-write that false POS, The Art of the Deal.

[°~Amy~°]

Veto the entire last book in The Station series. So ticked.

[Adam]

Weapons trading in Lord of the Rings. I'm sure some high powered machine guns wouldn't go astray.

[°~Amy~°]

x-ray visor gifts to all the stupid people in horror books who don't seem to "see" the serial killer hiding in that barn, or behind that door or under that bridge....

[Adam]

Yell at stupid characters for being stupid.

[Ed]

Zoo (Central Park) visited by Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

New category- You come in last place at your event in the Olympics.... What do you do now?

[Adam]

Apologise while quietly shifting as many venue goods into my bag as possible

[Stacey]

Bury your sorrow in Saturday's feijoada and pitchers of caipirinhas. (Don't forget the complimentary Sugar Loaf mountain of condoms provided by Rio's Olympic Village!)

[Ed]

Concede graciously and explain that you thought the scoring in your event was like golf...lowest score wins.

[Sophie]

Disappear in the nearest bar and enjoy the rest of the Games.

[Veronica]

Eagerly cheer on your teammates but secretly hate them for going further than you.

[Ed]

Find some medals on E-bay and wear them home.

[Adam]

Generally claim it as a form of protest against unfair Olympic conditions

[Ed]

Have a hissy fit and refuse to leave the Olympic Village....maybe chain myself to the cauldron.

[Stacey]

Inquire about open positions on Trump's team

[Adam]

Jealously infer all the other athletes cheated

[Ed]

Keep taking a drug test until I come up positive and then blame it on some brownies I ate.

[Adam]

Leave to make my own olympics with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the Olympics

[Ed]

Make money as a motivational speaker.

[Adam]

Notify the assassins to target the podium. If I don't get a medal no one does.

[Ed]

Open a used sporting goods store.

[Zaz]

Play Pokémon Go to claim my rightful place, because I know it's my destiny. Participating the Olympics was totally a mistake.

[Adam]

Quit all organised sport to become a little league coach and take out frustration on people small than you.

[Ed]

Remember...those who can- D0...and those who can't- Teach!

[Adam]

Silently undermine the other athletes by claiming that there is an illicit conspiracy controlling the fate of mankind.

[Ed]

Try to look cool and just tell everyone that the Olympics are really overrated anyway. Bigly.

[Sophie]

Unite with other last-placers and try to finish Rio's stock of caipirinha

[Adam]

Vent my frustrations by intruding on other events that I am not qualified for.

[Ed]

Wait until nobody is looking and have someone take a photo of me on the podium.

[Zaz]

Yawn a lot and say loudly that I didn't feel in the mood this year because the event wasn't enough challenging for my capacities.

(yes I know, I skipped X, but the X athlete was sleeping because of Xanax)

[°~Amy~°]

Zip up my big girl panties (cause I'm bad a** like that) and head to beach to party the rest of the Olympics away

Next: You are a character in a novel; which character and from which novel are you?

[Ed]

Alexandre Dumas' Edmond Dantes from the Count of Monte Cristo- got some revenge impulses to work out.

[°~Amy~°]

Bagheera from the Jungle Book. Who doesn't want to be a large black panther???