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I like this one. If someone did this to me, I don't think I'd be mad, because I'd laugh too hard. "I'm dying...and I can't ask you to watch me slowly fade away....Please, go now and remember me as I am"
Hah!I was just about to ask you to be my friend.
Anything is my favorite ice cream flavor (except bubble gum..ugh!)You made funny comments on here and then I read yr description and I randomly laugh at weird times too:P_
Me too! slightly random:
I have a couple of funny t shirts. One's "I'm not crazy you're boring" and "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me!"
Oh my gosh,if someone sent me anything CLOSE to this I would avoid them sooo quick!
Shruthi wrote: "Hahaha yeah I like everything too! I don't mind bubble gum hahah :)And yeahhhh I'm funnnnay! And weird and random.... Or at least that's what ppl tell me hahahah :)"
bubble gum is so sugary and gross!(plus I have sensitive teath, and biting into frozen gum is not something I really like doing).
pick up line girls COULD use, but should not."You look familiar. Did you graduate from The University of Handsome Men?"
Ugh, I've never had any funny pick up lines; only the unoriginal (or "classic") pick up lines that are sooo old and boring by weird guys. Is it weird that I wish I would find someone that would confidently use funny pick up lines? I'm not saying they would work, but I'd laugh.
hah, it's funny because they say the same thing about girls!(though in many cases I'm agreeing with them)For example: a friend of mine asked out my twin brother (it was weird...), and after he said yes she wrote a letter to him pretending to be one of her friends asking him if and why he wanted to go out with her! My brother is a very uncomplicated guy, you ask it to his face and he'll be strait up with you!
I, of course being the sweet sister that I am, told my brother to NOT go on a date with her, and we ended up both cutting her out of our lives.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.gotta log off. I've got school en la mañana:)
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
RumpelstiltskinFan#1 wrote: "if a fat man in a red suit kidnaps you on xmas eve.. don't worry because u were my wish this year..."aww that's sweet:P
Are you on the run from the Winchester Brothers? Cause you're too beautiful to be human. Hehe...
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You're so hot, sure you haven't got a bun in the oven.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand
Athena wrote: "Are you on the run from the Winchester Brothers? Cause you're too beautiful to be human. Hehe..."
haha that's really good:D
If princess toad looked like you, i would have killed Bowser years ago
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I don't want to be mean or anything, but my friend is making me say this. He LOVES Mario, and when he saw this he demanded I respond.
It's not Princess Toad, but Princess Peach. (Gives a long explanation why), so please change it.
Have you got a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants! ;)
This is an anime one but, eh. I'm going to paste the URL because I can't seem to upload the picture.http://th00.deviantart.net/fs32/PRE/i...
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
RumpelstiltskinFan#1 wrote: "person 1: are you a weeping angel?person 2: NO!!! WHY???
person 1: coz i cannot take my eyes off you...."
For some reason, I keep on finding whovians within every group I join...
You must be made of Copper and Tellirium, because you are CuTe.
Hey, do you contain Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because I can't get over your BeAuTi #sciencepickuplines
*In a sexy/whisper voice*
Hey Sweetie
*Winks in a flirty way*
Hey Sweetie
*Winks in a flirty way*
Greeknerd7 wrote: "You've stolen both my hearts."
(Any normal response would be)
I know I have.
(Any normal response would be)
I know I have.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
I'm not a complete Idiot - Some parts are missing
I guy once came to me and said:Do you want to kiss in the rain? So we can be doubly wet. (cheeky)
RumpelstiltskinFan#1 wrote: "I wanna take you out for texting and scones....((does anyone know where thats from?? if you do, i love you!))"
does it come from doctor who, series 6, the wedding of river song?
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
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I know it's not really a line, but I think it's funny:)
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU