Stupid Pick Up Lines To Make Us Smile

[notyourfriend]

Haha, Im soo dumb! I was really confused at this and read it like 5 times!

[~Defender of the Shire~]

My sister and I had a whole list of really bad pickup lines we came up with...perhaps it's a good thing I can't remember any of them. XD

[Beautifuly Depressing ;), The Louder one]

cute but old : heaven must be missing an angel because your here with me

[Danny, The Mental one]

Do you know all 21 letters in the alphabet?

There's 26.

Oh,I forgot U R A Q T.

[Danny, The Mental one]

You (U) are(R) a(A) cutie(QT).

[Danny, The Mental one]

Happens to me all the time. Especially on days that end in y.

[Danny, The Mental one]

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

[Danny, The Mental one]

Hey, I'm new here. Can you give me directions to your place?

[Danny, The Mental one]

Can I borrow a quarter, my mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

[[deleted user]]

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back!

[Pukingrainbows]

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

[Greeknerd7]

Let me tie your shoes, 'cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.

[Pukingrainbows]

Greeknerd7 wrote: "Let me tie your shoes, 'cause I don't want you falling for anybody else."

Oh, smooth! Hahaha =)

[Greeknerd7]

Lol same with yours

[[deleted user]]

You better have a license, cause you are driving me crazy!

[Greeknerd7]

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

[Greeknerd7]

Nope, it was just the first one I thought of

[Danny, The Mental one]

Are you a thief, because you stole my heart.

Classic.

[Lauren]

Are you a brain tumor? because I cannot get you out of my mind.

[Lauren]

Did you know that because of gravitational force, we are attracted to each other?


back story: Physics. Gravitation is a two way street, with Newtons laws( each force has an equal and opposite reaction) and there is a gravitational pull between all objects, but only if you are as massive as a planet does it seriously affect you.

[Lauren]

What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.

[Lauren]

Here, you should sit down. you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. *big cheesy wink*

[Lauren]

Dirty pick up line
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

[Lauren]

haha.
Hi, my name’s _____, but you can call me “lover”.

[Danny, The Mental one]

Kissing's the language of love, want to have a conversation?

[Lauren]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

[Danny, The Mental one]

If kisses are snow flakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

[Danny, The Mental one]

I was so enchanted by your beauty, that I ran in to that wall over there. I'm going to need your Name and Number for insurance purposes.

[Lauren]

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you ou

[Lauren]

Can I have fries with that shake?
(in the movie The Little Rascals)

[Greeknerd7]

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul

[Lauren]

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

[Danny, The Mental one]

Do you know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

[Danny, The Mental one]

I bet you I can kiss you without touching you. (Kiss her) Oops. I lost the bet.

[Lauren]

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

[Lauren]

it may or may not make you smile, I'D probably hit the guy:

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

[Danny, The Mental one]

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

[Lauren]

Wanna take a ride in my truck? It's a Ford... it's exotic

[Danny, The Mental one]

You and me have a love so secret, that not even you know about it, but first let me introduce myself.

[Greeknerd7]

If i were a seeker and you were a snitch, would you let me catch you?

[J.A.]

Ok here are some of the ones that Ive had used on me (none of them worked but a lot of them made me laugh .)

'Is it hot in here, or is it just you?'



'Do you sleep on your front at night? No? Mind if I do?'



'Its great that your Dad thinks I'm perfect for you .'
'Sorry , who are you?'
'Oops didn't I mention I was precognitive?'


'You're everything I want in a woman.' ( I still don't know where that guy was going with that line. He was pretty drunk though.)


'Ouch!'
'What?'
' I burned my hand on your hair. Want to kiss it better?' (That one and variations of it got old fast - I have red hair)

[Greeknerd7]

your smile`s like expelliarmus: simple but disarming

[J.A.]

Lol ok props for that one - it's pretty good.

[Blainemg]

Did you just come out of the oven? Cause u r HOTTTT

[Kaylin Behrens, The Kindest one]

((I've had this one used on me before... I didn't say yes))

Boy: Could you help me fix my phone?
Me: ... Uh ... Sure
Boy: Thank you... *looks at phone*. Oh I think I know what's wrong with it... Your number isn't in it.

[Blainemg]

1.I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
2.They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
3.Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
4.Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

[Mahrukh]

I would've said God bless you, but it seems like he already did.

[Kaylin Behrens, The Kindest one]

Here's $30 drink until I look really good then come back.

[Kaylin Behrens, The Kindest one]

You better have a license because you are driving me crazy!

I'm choking! Quick I need mouth-to-mouth

[Lauren]

I like that one Kaylin:)
really bad ones:
What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?