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Mar 16, 2014 10:33AM
Do ya think goats talk all gangster like "Yo what up G?" And are they packing guns or going to just jab us with their horns...of look another word that rhythms with "Lorn"...Horn :O)
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Steven wrote: "Do ya think goats talk all gangster like "Yo what up G?" And are they packing guns or going to just jab us with their horns...of look another word that rhythms with "Lorn"...Horn :O)"It all depends on where the goat is from.
Lorn is definitely a goat in a human suit. Keep your friends close, and your future goat overlords closer.
Who are the goats fighting against?Last I heard, the future itself.
More evidence that Lorn is a goat: when he was a kid, they called him Eddie. Did you catch the clue?
When he was a KID! HA! Gotcha Lorn!
If he was truly human he would have been a little boy.
It's goats versus everything and everyone, really. Evans, now that you've exposed Lorn, you may want to board up your windows and doors and scatter those tin cans around the perimeter of your home.
Evans wrote: "More evidence that Lorn is a goat: when he was a kid, they called him Eddie. Did you catch the clue?
When he was a KID! HA! Gotcha Lorn!
If he was truly human he would have been a little boy."
Ha!
yeah those goats must be sick of chewing on grass all day huh...so Lorn the Goat :O) very funny Dr. Jones :O)
I can't wait to see this goat reload his rifles...he can use his telepathetic ( I made this word up ) powers to fire them too :O)
yeah I knew you'd love that one buddy...you can use it whenever you like now ...I came up with that while out and about with my wife...I also have to give credit to the pitcher of beer I drank before I came up with it :O)
That's what I'm talking about! GOATS OF THE WORLD! RISE UP AND TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS!
Oh Wow !! maybe I should be worried about the people down the road from me that have property full of baby goats :o/
There is nothing you can do for them, Steven. Just worry about you and yours.
I wonder how a goat burger might taste hmmm :O)
Steven wrote: "I wonder how a goat burger might taste hmmm :O)"I almost flagged your comment as being inappropriate, Steven, but (view spoiler)
Only if they were baby goat burgers :O)
Steven wrote: "Only if they were baby goat burgers :O)"Ha!
Meeting Adam at the airport in less than 3 hours. Time to head for your bunkers. Apocalypse countdown has officially begun.
I wish my bunker was the beer cooler at work :o) and happy you enjoyed the baby goat burger Gregor...it is even tastier with a topping of bourbon BBQ sause, tomato, lettuce, spinach, and ... bacon !! funny how all those farm animals are so yummy huh :O)
yeah I bet it would taste pretty badahd
The Mad Monster Party has been a huge success so far. It has been really wonderful to hang out with my brother, as well.
Great to hear...someday you'll have to have a party like that out west...or at least do a book tour this way :O) Oh hey have any of you guys read anything by a guy name Jesse Wheeler yet? I just read an extremely disgusting story by him in Dinner At The Vomitropolis
Do you mean omg this is nasty but I can't stop reading disgusting or its to awful to read disgusting? If its the first then I'd most likely read it myself:) I'm really pleased The Mad Monster Party did well Adam:-) did all your books sell out?
Hey Angie. We put together an omnibus collection under the Light Brothers which was exclusive to the Mad Monster and they sold out much earlier than we had anticipated. Our individual books sold quite well also. All in all the experience was overwhelmingly positive.
Harmlessly Insane: The Complete Collection Launches April 1st (appropriate date, no?) on Amazon, other retailers and hardcover will follow shortly.
Angie wrote: "Do you mean omg this is nasty but I can't stop reading disgusting or its to awful to read disgusting? If its the first then I'd most likely read it myself:) I'm really pleased The Mad Monster Party..."Actually Angie, it's a little of both. I know my wife couldn't have read it....hate to give spoilers but my wife hates maggots...they make her gross out :O)
Love the book cover Evans...now I have to read the inside :O)
Evans wrote: " Harmlessly Insane: The Complete Collection Launches April 1st (appropriate date, no?) on Amazon, other retailers a..."
Very cool.
Evans wrote: " Harmlessly Insane: The Complete Collection Launches April 1st (appropriate date, no?) on Amazon, other retailers a..."
Congrats Evans. looking forward to it.
Thanks, guys. The book doesn't have any new material beyond the contents of Screamscapes: Tales of Terror and Toes Up, plus Don't Need No Water, Cry Baby, Candie Apple: A Halloween Tale and Tommy Rotten: A Halloween Tale.Adam and I wanted to make all of our short form work available in one omnibus collection prior to the release of our novel in the coming year.
Evans wrote: "Adam and I wanted to make all of our short form work available in one omnibus collection prior to the release of our novel in the coming year."Ah, this looks like confirmation that you guys are collaborating on a novel. Very nice.
Gregor wrote: "Evans wrote: "Adam and I wanted to make all of our short form work available in one omnibus collection prior to the release of our novel in the coming year."Ah, this looks like confirmation that ..."
Wow, you're good, Gregor. How'd I let that slip without more fanfare?
What's it about? Any blurb/marketing material yet?
Jason wrote: "What's it about? Any blurb/marketing material yet?"Not yet. Even though the story arcs are set, we're at about 50% completed on the project at the moment. Hopefully we'll be recruiting beta readers by mid-summer. Thanks for the interest. We're really excited about this one.
Evans wrote: "Gregor wrote: "Evans wrote: "Adam and I wanted to make all of our short form work available in one omnibus collection prior to the release of our novel in the coming year."Ah, this looks like con..."
I was kind of surprised that you'd decided not to continue with your cagey ways.
Evans wrote: "Jason wrote: "What's it about? Any blurb/marketing material yet?"Not yet. Even though the story arcs are set, we're at about 50% completed on the project at the moment. Hopefully we'll be recrui..."
Hit me up when you reach out for beta readers. Mr. Parent can attest to the fact that I'm just the jerk you need to beta read your work.
Hey do you think that people taste like an M&M to a zombie? If so I wanna be a zombie cause M&Ms are fantastic...oh and I bet this next title coming out is gonna get devoured like one too :O)
Gregor wrote: "Evans wrote: "Jason wrote: "What's it about? Any blurb/marketing material yet?"Not yet. Even though the story arcs are set, we're at about 50% completed on the project at the moment. Hopefully w..."
I can attest to that. Gregor is thorough and no bs!
Thanks! I look forward to it being ripped to shreds.Constructively. ;-)
I can see Gregor's note now: "No."
But seriously, I will gladly take you up on the offer. You only get one first novel, after all. I'd rather it be a good one. In fact, I'd much rather deliver a single stellar novel than a whole pile of crappy ones.
Evans wrote: "But seriously, I will gladly take you up on the offer. You only get one first novel, after all. I'd rather it be a good one. In fact, I'd much rather deliver a single stellar novel than a whole pil..."Cool. I'm looking forward to reading this thing and providing whatever help I can. You need jerks as beta readers. Mr. Parent is really good at being a jerk, too.
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