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Now then.
Time to sort out your curtains....
It may be your author thread but we get to help with decorating it.Oh yes. And rugs.
Patti has a propensity for setting the curtains on fire. Its best to either make do without curtains in your thread, or have a large bucket of water in the corner.
It's chilly in here.Fireplace.
Patti just takes that as a challenge. Better let her have her fire and get it over with.
If we hadn't "lost" the chocolate fountain we could have distracted her
Didn't someone say they would get a new one?
They might have done...I am having it specially built by artisan blacksmiths. Should withstand all types of swimming activities. Even synchronised
Synchronised swimming in chocolate. What an image!!
The only mystery is that no-one has dome it!or even done it!
They didn't have an olympic sized chocolate fountain built by artisans.
It certainly deserves to be!!
Fudge breathing, polka dot squid demons.
That's why the UK will never host the Winter Olympics.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "Fudge breathing, polka dot squid demons."Patyi, what have you been drinking?
Oh. By the way Matthew., occasionally our author threads get rather surreal. ;)
No that was my attempt at being surreal.
That seems pretty darn surreal to me.
Yeah - if someone was crazy enough to pay for it...
Happy new thread. Just poPPed onto say good luck Mathew; looks like you're going to need it ;~)
You know what else would be cool?
An amazon link to your book!
:D