Ask Magnus

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Ask Magnus Bane questions here!

[Kaname, Shadowhunter]

Me: How many people have you dated?

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Me: Jeez, personal much, Kaname?

Jace: It's a good enough question, mind you.

[Kaname, Shadowhunter]

Me: See? It is a good one.

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Me: Don't give him the pleasure of it.

Jace: *Amused smile* You make it sound like a bad thing.

[Kaname, Shadowhunter]

Me: It is a bad thing.

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Me: See?

Jace: *Scowls*

[Kaname, Shadowhunter]

Me: *Laughs*

[Arwen]

Magnus: That is personal information people!!

[Arwen]

Me: so what??

Magnus: it mean mundane that its private

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: What could you have in your life that's private?

Me: Yeah. You showed up in a pink wig and sparkles at the party.

[Arwen]

Magnus *a little embarrassed* I'm allowed to be unique

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: Right. Unique.

Jace: I would prefer a different word. Say, extreme.

[Arwen]

Magnus: says the talking psychopath who bonded with sebastian

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: *Growls* At least I don't make a fool of myself coming to a meeting in only underpants.

Me: *Trying Hard Not to Laugh*

[Arwen]

Magnus: hmph at least i have a love, while your love remains yourself

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Me: He has Clary.

Jace: What she said.

[Arwen]

Magnus: really?? *raises eyebrow* it seems to be as if you 2 are growing apart

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: Shut up!

Me: *Mutters* You're ruining my project.

Jace: *Raises eyebrow* Not one of your evil mad projects.

[Arwen]

Magnus: you guys are hilarious. Jace you should really be a comedian

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: Yeah, I was certainly hoping to be one since childhood. *Says dryly*

[Arwen]

Magnus: so did I, and look at me. now i own a stripclub…well thats what it looks like

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: *Blank Look* And you're proud of that...?

[Arwen]

Mangus: i never said that!!!!

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: *Stares for Longest Time* Sure, sure...

[Arwen]

Magnus: *facepalms* you guys have really dirty minds

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR, MISTER!

Me: *Takes out mirror and shows*

[Arwen]

Magnus: *pulls out hand mirror* i see a handsome and alluring young man, with a hint of mystery *puts it down* ok

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: I'm sure something is wrong with your eyes.

Me: Please go see an eye doctor.

[Arwen]

((I'm sorry for the late replies I'm just dying from laughter on the floor)

Magnus: Im a worlock, why would i need a doctor

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

((No worries. That's why I love doing these things. XD))

Both: Because you're clearly missing a link in your brain.

[Arwen]

((lol))

Magnus: *avoids insult* Jace who IS the mundane you have brought with you?

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: Ah, I thought I'll save you the torture. Oh well.

Me: *Bows* Pleased to meet you.

Jace: Now I'm scared. And I don't get scared often.

[Arwen]

Magnus: *hands on hips* right and how is the mundane going to scare me?

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: It really all depends on what you do.

Me: Surely, it would be a shame to replace you. *Innocent Look*

[Arwen]

Magnus: *points finger at mundane and beard grows*
Really??

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Me: You have a beard? *Raises eyebrow*

Jace: I think that you don't want to tell your secrets of being a sparkly man with pink wigs.

[Arwen]

Magnus: I'm am mentally strangling both you

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: Yet, we are very much alive.

Jace: Such a thing, being alive.

Me: It's supposed to be 'great' to be alive, moron.

[Arwen]

Magnus: mentally that means in the mind morons

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: So you couldn't come up with your own insulting nickname? Smooth.

Me: That was mine.

[Arwen]

Magnus: your wasting me time mundanes

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: Like you're not wasting ours?

Jace: You've only noticed that now?

[Arwen]

MAgnus: you guys started talking to me first!! *looks a little outraged*

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: *Blank Look* And we expected you to respond because...?

Me: Technically, you're required to respond. Really, people don't take their jobs seriously.

Jace: You call this a job?

[Arwen]

Magnus: just because i know i look fab, doesn't mean you can put me down. both of you, Jace, you and your mundane friends…..i could of thought better

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Both: Right, right. Of course...

[Arwen]

Magnus: ugh humans these days, shadow hunters are getting to similar

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: That's because we're half-human.

Me: Too true.

[Arwen]

Magnus: shut up