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Christine
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May 11, 2024 05:55AM
IT’S NATIONAL BABYSITTER’S DAY!
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IT’S INTERNATIONAL MIGRATORY BIRD DAY AND IT’S MARTIN Z. MOLLUSK DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL ANIMAL DISASTER PREPAREDNESS DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL DOG MOM’S DAY!
IT’S BRUNCH FOR LUNCH DAY AND IT’S EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY AND IT’S HOSTESS CUPCAKE DAY AND IT’S LETTER CARRIER’S STAMP OUT HUNGER FOOD DRIVE DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL MOCHA TORTE DAY AND IT’S WORLD BUCKFAST DAY!
IT’S INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS DAY AND IT’S INTERNATIONAL CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME AWARENESS AND IT’S INTERNATIONAL NURSES DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL FIBROMYALGIA AWARENESS DAY!
Christine wrote: "IT’S LIMERICK DAY!"I thought about writing one
Didn't know how it was done
So here I do sit
Thinking about it
Instead going to copy some.
From Parade.com
I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose.
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully sad, when it goes.
There once was a man from the sticks
Who loved to compose limericks
But he failed at his sport
They were always too short
Hickory Dickory dock,
the mouse ran up the clock;
the clock struck one
and down he run;
hickory Dickory dock. (Charles Perrault)
[I never realized that this was a limmerick.]
A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.
There was an old man from Sudan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, 'yes, I know.
'But I always try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.
A canny young fisher named Fisher
Once fished from the edge of a fissure.
A fish with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in—
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
“Is it tougher to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?”
IT’S COUGH DROP DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL APPLE PIE DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL FRUIT COCKTAIL DAY AND IT’S WORLD COCKTAIL DAY!
IT’S INTERNATIONAL CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTORS DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL NUMERACY DAY (UK) AND IT’S NATIONAL SENIOR FRAUD AWARENESS DAY AND IT’S WORLD FM DAY AND IT’S WORLD PRODUCT DAY AND IT’S WORLD STATIONERY DAY!
IT’S RELIEVE YOUR PAST BY LISTENING TO THE FIRST MUSIC YOU EVER BOUGHT NO MATTER WHAT IT WAS NO EXCUSES DAY!
IT’S HG AWARENESS DAY AND IT’S INTERNATIONAL MPS AWARENESS AND IT’S NATIONAL SAFETY DOSE DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL TUBEROUS SCLEROSIS DAY!
IT’S BROWN BAG IT THURSDAY AND IT’S INTERNATIONAL DAY OF LIGHT AND IT’S LOVE TREE DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL CHECK YOUR WIPERS DAY (LATIN AMERICA) AND IT’S NATIONAL COQUILLES ST. JACQUES DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL NOTEBOOK DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL PIERCING DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL WEAR PURPLE FOR PEACE DAY!
IT’S HUMMUS DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL APERITIF DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL BARBECUE DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL CHARTEUSE DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL MIMOSA DAY!
IT’S ENDANGERED SPECIES DAY AND IT’S INTERNATIONAL VIRTUAL ASSISTANTS DAY AND IT’S NASCAR DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL BIKE TO WORK DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL DEFENSE TRANSPORTATION DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL PACK RAT DAY AND IT’S O. HENRY PUN-OFF DAY AND IT’S WORLD TELECOMMUNICATION AND INFORMATION SOCIETY DAY!
IT’S NATIONAL MUSHROOM HUNTING DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL PINOT GRIGIO DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL PIZZA PARTY DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL WALNUT DAY!
IT’S ASTRONOMY DAY AND IT’S CULTURE FREEDOM AND IT’S INTERNATIONAL MUSEUM DAY AND IT’S MOTHER WHISTLER DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL RIVER CLEANUP DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL SPEECH PATHOLOGIST DAY AND IT’S NO DIRTY DISHES DAY AND IT’S PREAKNESS STAKES DAY!
IT’S I LOVE REESE’S DAY AND IT’S NATIONAL CHEESE SOUFFLÉ DAY AND IT’S PLANT A LEMON TREE DAY AND IT’S WORLD WHISKEY DAY!
IT’S ACCOUNTING DAY AND IT’S BOY’S CLUB DAY AND IT’S CELEBRATE YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS DAY AND IT’S PENETCOST AND IT’S STEPMOTHER’S DAY!
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John Flanagan (other topics)
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