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[Félix]

Any port in a storm.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

I dozed off on the couch today and had a dream where people kept randomly walking into my house. I finally flipped my lid when a whole party of people walked in ready to celebrate their grandma's birthday. Those poor fake people sure got an earful. I don't know if I've ever cussed anyone out like that before, but they were determined to stay and have the party at my house!

[[deleted user]]

I hope they cleaned up before they left.

[Michele]

Larry wrote: "I hope you reported it both times."

yes. also, the first thing I did the next morning was make sure my debit card was safely in my wallet.

[Janice]

I dreamt that it was a stat holiday and we decided to go shopping. We went into a major store, like Walmart, and were surprised to see that the lights were off. The store was filled with people shopping. I wondered how we were going to pay for our purchases with the tills shut down. A group of uniformed men came in and ordered us all down into the basement. We were refusing to go when they shot a number of bullets into the floor around our feet.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yeah, that does sound like Walmart management.

[Janice]

I'll be sure to avoid Walmart on stat holidays after that dream. LOL!

[janine]

i know there were two poodles. one black, one white. that's it.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I had rented a car. It was nighttime. I didn't realize it was an electric car until I stopped at a gas station. Someone stole the car. I got it back somehow, but then I went to use the gas station's bathroom, and when I came out it had been stolen again.

[Michele]

are electric cars easy to steal?

[Jammies]

I had a dream where both of Piggie Pie's blue Kong toys wound up in a long, narrow box filled with trash that was supposed to be picked up in an hour, and I had to get them out and still have the trash ready for the pickup.

[Félix]

My dream last night was my attempting to dial back to a number that had just called me on a new phone. I couldn't figure out how to do that. When I read through the super complicated manual for the phone, the best idea I could come up with was calling a 900 number for assistance (which would cost a lot of money). But when I tried to do that, I discovered that the freaky phone had no number 9 on the dial pad.

Then I woke up.

[Janice]

I dreamt that a friend and I went on a helicopter ride. When I went to pay her my half, she had thrown away her credit card slip and couldn't remember how much she'd paid. I read her the riot act about throwing away the slip... something about 'the burden of proof'.

Damn, I take my work way too seriously! LOL!

[Brittomart]

Last night I had a dream that I slept with Ronald Reagan. Like, late President Reagan.

I was at an acapella group concert, sitting in the front row when Reagan sits down beside me, and like for some reason I'm like, "Omg I'm sitting beside Ronald Reagan." so I turn to him, and I go, "I'm really a big fan." Which I'm not. And in the dream I'm not either; I'm just trying to flatter him. Why? I dunno. So Ronald Reagan and I are having this conversation about politics, and he's trying to convince me that he really does like the blacks and the gays while this concert is going on, and then my late high school history teacher, Mr. Kennedy, comes out and yells at us for talking. So Reagan tells me that he's gonna be in his dressing room - why he has a dressing room backstage at this auditorium, I dunno. And my teacher - who really was a big Reagan fan is like, yelling at him about Vietnam. I know, anachronism.

So I go to his room, and we had sex. so yes, I had a dream that Ronald Reagan took my virginity. I don't want to have that dream again.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Oh, Britt, I actually laughed out loud at the last couple of lines! I don't blame you for not wanting to have that dream again. In fact, I'd call that a nightmare!

[Cynthia]

Oh BRITT! Not only are you into older guys, you like the dead white Republican ones!!

[Ian]

iBritt wrote: " I don't want to have that dream again."

You should be OK, Britt, you can only lose your virginity in a dream once.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Michele wrote: "are electric cars easy to steal?"

Not that I'm aware of...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

iBritt wrote: "Last night I had a dream that I slept with Ronald Reagan. Like, late President Reagan.

I was at an acapella group concert, sitting in the front row when Reagan sits down beside me, and like for s..."

Awesome dream.

[janine]

i had a dream that katy perry and russel brand were in my house. i had a very nice conversation with russel.

[Félix]

So the two of you just ignored the lady?

[janine]

sort of.

[Ian]

Dutch wrote: "Whoa that reminds me of a dream I had years ago, almost having sex with an 88 year old man. I was 27 at the time. In real-life, I was friends with this nice old man who I used to play cards with...."

Wow, last night I dreamed I was an 88 year old man.

[Brittomart]

I had a dream that I was washing clothes with Carla Hall in the room, and I was Snooki's assistant. MTV was paying the Shore cast to go hang out somewhere, and I was helping her pick her clothes. Everyone had beach chairs. My blackberry screen did something weird.

[[deleted user]]

Sounds like a nightmare, Britt.

[Jonathan]

iBritt wrote: "I was Snooki's assistant. MTV was paying the Shore cast to go hang out somewhere, and I was helping her pick her clothes. Everyone had beach chairs."

That's pretty amusing, Britt.

[Janice]

I had wild and crazy dreams last night. The first was that I was in a ballet class. The teacher asked me to go stand at the back of the room and then made a comment that some people in the class would never become professional dancers. After the class, I went up to her and told her that I was 56 years old and had no interest in becoming a professional dancer. My interest was health, fitness, and learning a new skill. I told her she wasn't much of a teacher if she eliminated some people because they didn't fit in with her aspirations.

The next dream was more vague. We were at some function by the lake. Someone received word that Chili had joined in the war and we were all nervous because it was much closer to home than Afghanistan. Then fire and lava started pouring down the mountain towards us and the lake.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I dreamed that Jonathan had shaved his head and was talking about thetas, which made me think he was a Scientologist.

[Note: Scientologists talk about thetans, not thetas, apparently.]

[Jonathan]

But naturally, I was just talking about my favorite letter of the Greek alphabet, theta, as I so often do.

As for the head-shaving, I think I've mentioned on TC before that I cut my own hair using clippers, but so far I haven't opted for the fully bald look.

[Félix]

Just don't try cutting your own hair when you're under the influence. Trust me on that.

[Cynthia]

Larry wrote: "Just don't try cutting your own hair when you're under the influence. Trust me on that."

Oh, Larry.

[Jim]

Larry wrote: "Just don't try cutting your own hair when you're under the influence. Trust me on that."

Pictures Larry, pictures.

[Phoenix]

Larry wrote: "Just don't try cutting your own hair when you're under the influence. Trust me on that."

Sure, now you tell me! You couldn't have given me this, oh so important warning, two weeks ago?

[Félix]

No pictures. It was a long time ago, guys. Sorry Alecia. I knew there was something I was forgetting to tell you.

[Cynthia]

Ok, we thought you were drinking and cutting your own hair last night! Whew.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was listening to the beginning of a newscast and I heard the anchor say, "The son of..." without hearing any more, I knew they were going to say, "the son of President Ronald Reagen, Ron Reagan Jr., has died." I think he had died of AIDS.

[Cynthia]

My youngest daughter is getting her first apartment (without roommates) next year. Last night I dreamed about visiting her oddly organized/disorganized apartment. Some things like hair ties and headbands were well organized in a tray, by color. Other things were lost or in the wrong place.

Eventually I determined that she was in danger, as the floor and walls were being eaten by termites.

[Michele]

I dreamed I started a new job, worked late and fell asleep at my desk. ended up wearing same clothes next workday and getting teased about it.

[Brittomart]

I had a dream that my family and I had taken a wrong turn that turned into a car trip. So we were very happy to see any sign that we were near my town, and we ended up going to this thrift store. I bought a used Study Bible for Girls, A copy of Breaking Dawn for a quarter, and two Spongebob books for my niece. My dad was having a fit about something. I think he wanted my bible.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I boarded a plane but there didn't seem to be any seats left, so I ended up in the back row squeezed between two girls, sitting on an armrest. As we took off, we passed a guy in a sleigh and Santa suit flying through the air. We nearly collided, but the pilot didn't say anything. Then we began to descend over a wooded area, passing some power lines. It was clear something had gone wrong and the pilot was looking for a place to land. I thought, "this isn't good that I'm not buckled into a seat."

[[deleted user]]

I had a dream last night that I jumped off a cliff and made a friend with a puffer fish and a lobster. Then a shark ate all three of us.

[Félix]

I had a dream that I had a meet-up with Knarik. At first, we were in a Starbucks in Barnes & Noble. Knarik was absolutely delightful -- as were her two friends. The conversation was quite lively and varied from Soviet and Armenian history and culture, ancient history, geneaology, and California Universities. Later we walked outside around this exotic shopping area with fountains that danced to the music.

Oh wait. This wasn't a dream. It really happened! Pictures to follow. :)

[Brittomart]

Yay!

[Félix]

[Félix]

I dreamed I got to spend the evening with three beautiful young women ....

[Jammies]

Yay Larry, and thank you for the lovely pictures!

[Jonathan]

Terrific pictures, Larry. And great that you and Knarik were able to meet.

[Jim]

Excellent Larry, thanks for the pictures.

[Sarah]

I think it's funny that on the same night I was in RA's dream and Sally and Leah were in mine.

[Félix]

Sarah Pi wrote: "I think it's funny that on the same night I was in RA's dream and Sally and Leah were in mine."

It seems we're starting to cross boundaries ....