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I hate Dave.

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message 1: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Good, 'cause I was 'bout to be like, "Wha??? You can't be fucking serious, right?"



Reads with Scotch Not to divert your hate, KD, but;Amanda we need to talk more... I did horrible on the 'how well do you know Amanda' thing... as a couple that drinks as much as we do we should have some sort of alcohol bond that information flows back and forth freely through.


message 3: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Hmmm... That's a good point, Nick. Our liquid molecules of knowledge should be freely flowin' across these borders.

Ask me anything! I'll tell ya!

Hmmm... Let's see, what should I update you on... You were totally right about me breaking up with that other guy to get wit da new one. He's the bees knees! As for tea--I'm inventing some new blends to get ready for the fall. That should be fun! How 'bout you?


message 4: by Amanda (last edited Jul 10, 2009 01:15PM) (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Oh, also, I've started drinking red wine. I never liked wine before, so I decided to train myself to like it. So far, Malbec is my favorite. I think I'll have a glass right now. I just got done teaching summer camp for the week...


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

Wine = yum.

KD, who is this "Dave" and what's his problem?


Reads with Scotch I need to figure out how this quantum mechanics stuff works... you see every atom/particle has an opposite elsewhere, distance doesn't really matter, so if we consume enough alcohol we shouldn't even have to talk, or ask we will just know...


Right lets get started.


message 7: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I'm on it!


Reads with Scotch Ok now that That's square...

Who is dave and why are we hating him,KD?


message 9: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Fuzzy phone pic.
Am I doing it? Are we communicating telepathically now?





message 10: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Amanda, you're pretty.


message 11: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I just noticed that I have a wine glass in that pic and a beer glass in my avatar. This could potentially be one of those "self-awareness" moments, but it's not. I'm just gonna forget about it in five minutes or so.


message 12: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Oh my god, Gretchen!!! You're sooooo sweet! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Reads with Scotch Well I am getting an image of... rosemary? that is weird for me so I am assuming it is your thoughts.


message 14: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Damn. No. Those must be someone else's thoughts. But rosemary baked sweet potatoes are freaking delicious. Now I'm hungry.

I'll keep trying...


Reads with Scotch OH are you picking up that am going to a burlesque show tonight? Because I am. It is going to kick ass!


message 16: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen KD - Not to worry, Dave probably hates you too! In my experience these things tend to be reciprocal.

(amanda - maybe we have the same glasses - ?)
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message 17: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Well, I WAS picking up images of girls in corsets, but I thought that's cause Jini was reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Now I know all that hip-shakin' pasty-wearin' was from you.


message 18: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Did you buy 'em from Big Lots?


message 19: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen no but maybe I should've, I'm guessing they were a little cheaper there. Dang missed a good deal again! This is just like when I didn't pay my 25 dollar parking ticket and ended up paying 130. grrr!


message 20: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I think they were $10 for the set. But I'm sure some child lost his fingers in the factory where they make them, so that makes them worth at least fifteen bucks.


message 21: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Amanda, thanks for the umbrage on my behalf. I kind of wish this thread were about me now.


message 22: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Yeah so what/who is this thread about? Are we ever going to find out?


message 23: by Amanda (last edited Jul 10, 2009 07:39PM) (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Kasia wrote: "Yeah so what/who is this thread about? Are we ever going to find out?"

Yes. This thread is about me and Nick. ;) Oh, and also Marie's wine glasses.


No problem, Dave. I have plenty more umbrage where that came from!!! So if ya need it, just holla. (That's how the kids talk these days.)


message 24: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Well I am getting an image of... rosemary? that is weird for me so I am assuming it is your thoughts. "

Goddammit, Serv! I was cooking with rosemary last night. Also, I was driving down the road the other day and suddenly got drunk as hell. Recalibrate your atoms/particles RIGHT NOW!




message 25: by Tom (last edited Jul 12, 2009 07:09AM) (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Amanda, you do realize that the Yadkin valley is pretty much the heart of North Carolina wine country, right? Oodles of winery tours and wine tastings within day-trip range for you. Some of them do mainly muscadine wines though, which... tastes about like you'd expect it to.



message 26: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) I know! Maybe I should plan a few day trips here in the next few weeks. That'd be fun! My friend Karen wants to quit her job and host wine tours. I find that thought hilarious. She thinks she can make bank acting as the D.D. for a bunch of drunk retired ladies. I think it's brilliant.

Haw River wine trail is great, too. It's east of me between Greensboro and Durham. FUN!


Reads with Scotch I can think of few activities more entertaining then a bunch of drunk old blue hairs! I think you two show pool your resources and get this thing off the ground.


message 28: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen It's about my wine glasses? well in that case you should know that my wine glasses got broke last year when my ex husband threw them on the floor, while I was on the phone (and in San Francisco) so that i could hear it all and told me he hoped I got "fucked up the ass and got aides" while in SF (yep. he's brilliant - I know) and then told me I had glass all over the kitchen floor so I better clean it up as soon as I got home.

*note to Nick: you will be happy to know that he no longer has the key to my house, almost all of his stuff is in a storage unit and he fiiiiiiiiiiiinaly has is own apartment so the amount of interactions I have with him (thus the amount y'all have to hear about him) should significantly lessen starting NOW!


message 29: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Is he still in San Diego?


message 30: by [deleted user] (new)

No. He lives here. He was there for a summer vacation with his former stepbrother-in-law.


message 31: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I'm sure that deep down, he's really just misunderstood.


message 32: by Dave (last edited Jul 13, 2009 07:57PM) (new)

Dave Russell Damn, he and I never got a chance to hang out.


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

I don't think there's any "deep down" with him. Do guys on their second crotch rocket in a few years have a deep down?

Yay that he got his own place and you're getting his shit out of your place!!!


message 34: by Kasia (new)

Kasia That's awesome Marie!

::does the happy dance::


message 35: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen Re message #32: well, I know I misunderstood at one time! I thought he was just "fun".
Re messages 34 - 35: wooooooooooo-hooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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