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[Rebecca]

Alcohol is the only way introverts can act like extroverts.

[CartoonistAndre]

And then, there's the infamous bong.

[Dylan]

Rebecca wrote: "Alcohol is the only way introverts can act like extroverts."

That must be why I'm responding to this post right now. :)

[Brenda]

Me too - woo hoo! :-)

[CartoonistAndre]

Sounds like a resounding YAY from all the above!

[Jay]

Happy Thanksgiving All!



Turkey Revenge

[CartoonistAndre]

At first glance I thought the turkey head was popping out of his arse! Happy Thanksgiving to you and everyone that keeps this place hopping. Except those that think it disgusting to celebrate eating our fine feathered friends, to them I wish a happy Brussel Sprout Day.

[Brenda]

Happy Brussels Sprouts Day? I have NEVER put the words "happy" and "Brussels sprouts" in the same sentence :-)

[Jay]

On the contrary, Brussel Sprouts are well known as the happiest member of the cabbage family, and celebrate a fabulous harvest festival, complete with migrant workers from as far away as Polynesia. The workers colorful lavalava garments (worn as either a skirt or loincloth) are a crowd-favorite at the festival. It's believed by anthropologists that the women wearing only a skirt may be a factor in the huge crowds attending this delightful celebration.

In some northern climes, the festivities on Happy Brussel Sprout Day are second only to those on Happy Kohlrabi Day.

[CartoonistAndre]

Rutabago weekends can get pretty wild with costumed, wine guzzling biker gangs celebrating alongside other local legumes.

[Rebecca]

I am very happy to celebrate Brussel sprouts, preferably on my plate alongside the turkey and stuffing. And the more so if the sprouts are roasted.

[CartoonistAndre]

Rebecca wrote: "I am very happy to celebrate Brussel sprouts, preferably on my plate alongside the turkey and stuffing. And the more so if the sprouts are roasted."

Wow! We just had them halved and roasted in olive oil last night with a risotto and some Ff-Ff fava beans!

[CartoonistAndre]

New PinC topic!

[Brenda]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "Rutabago weekends can get pretty wild with costumed, wine guzzling biker gangs celebrating alongside other local legumes."

I've heard rumors that asparagus festivals can also be very entertaining, as long as it's the guys dressed up in the veggies

[CartoonistAndre]

Then you've heard of the Havana Banana competition?

[Jay]

Oh, my! I think this thread has fallen into a vegetative state.

[CartoonistAndre]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "Then you've heard of the Havana Banana competition?"


Wore that out.

[Melki]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "New PinC topic!"

Yeah. Showing sensitivity is a good thing, but it's getting a little out of hand when I can't do a Downward-facing Dog because it may be appropriating someone's culture.

http://boingboing.net/2015/11/24/cult...

[Jilly]

You should have trigger-warninged that Melki.

[Joel]

Is the leash optional?

[Brenda]

Melki wrote: "CartoonistAndre wrote: "New PinC topic!"

Yeah. Showing sensitivity is a good thing, but it's getting a little out of hand when I can't do a Downward-facing Dog because it may be appropriating some..."

I avoid the downward-facing dog because it makes other people pee themselves laughing.

[Jay]

I avoid yoga altogether. My body came with a warning not to 'fold, spindle or mutilate'.

[Rebecca]

Jay wrote: "I avoid yoga altogether. My body came with a warning not to 'fold, spindle or mutilate'."

LOL!

[CartoonistAndre]

Melki wrote: "Yeah. Showing sensitivity is a good thing, but it's getting a little out of hand when I can't do a Downward-facing Dog because it may be appropriating someone's culture."

Isn't that the Begging for Bickies pose in the photo?

[Rodney]

Melki wrote: "Yeah. Showing sensitivity is a good thing, but it's getting a little out of hand when I can't do a Downward-facing Dog because it may be appropriating some..."

What's next?

Martial arts?
Food?
Clothing?

Will I have to give up drinking a stout ale because it might offend the Irish?

[Jay]

Rodney wrote: "Will I have to give up drinking a stout ale because it might offend the Irish?"

Never! The Irish have a great sense of humor, and quite often, are sober enough to use it.

[Jilly]

...and when they're not, they're too pissed to care what you're drinking!

[CartoonistAndre]

WORDS TO LIVE BY:

[CartoonistAndre]

The PC has gotten out of hand!!!

[Jay]

Some people just have difficulty getting into the holiday spirit.

[Melki]

Jen Sorensen

[Jilly]

BUILD A WALL!

[Joel]

BUILD A COUNTRY CLUB!!!

[Jilly]

KEEP THEM ALL IN! WITH SNACK TRAYS AND CLEVERLY-NAMED "19TH HOLE" DRINKS SHACKS!

[Lisa]

Jilly wrote: "KEEP THEM ALL IN! WITH SNACK TRAYS AND CLEVERLY-NAMED "19TH HOLE" DRINKS SHACKS!"

That actually sounds like a fun place to be right now. Drink shacks? snack trays? no responsibilities? I might have to run for office. . .

[Jilly]

Or just submit an application to the nearest country club!

[Melki]

Joel wrote: "BUILD A COUNTRY CLUB!!!"

I like this idea. Lure them in with the promise of a restricted golf club and free copies of Jerry Falwell's biography, THEN build the wall.

[Jay]

Melki wrote: "I like this idea. Lure them in with the promise of a restricted golf club and free copies of Jerry Falwell's biography, THEN build the wall."

Forget the free copies of his biography; give them Jerry! While they're busy building a shrine, they'll never notice wall going up.

Besides, Jerry never had any other real use.

[CartoonistAndre]

Some good ideas put forth here, but can we really keep those radical jihadist Christians contained?

[Melki]

Jay wrote: ". . . Jerry never had any other real use."

He does seem to be the founder of the Christian jihad movement.

[CartoonistAndre]

I saw where there were some Christian Right To Lifers celebrating on a NJ rooftop. I think the president is right; the climate has been affecting the radicals and causing all the shootings and beheadings we see today.

[Rodney]

I've never understood how killing defends the right to life. Ironic if you ask me.

[CartoonistAndre]

The man was a twisted idiot. That's over two hundred pounds of psycho.
Eh, not Fallwell- Robert Lewis Dear. But then an argument could be made about some of Jerry's psycho babble. I wouldn't want to run into either one in a dark alley.

[CartoonistAndre]

BTW-I'd tripped over a cartoon I'd mentioned earlier on this thread and thought I'd share the image with all you saints and sinners.

[Brenda]

Love it!

[Lisa]

She must have forgotten he's supposed to have the ability to turn water into wine

[Jay]

Dipping into the wine already???

It's true. They grow up so fast.

[Guy]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "BTW-I'd tripped over a cartoon I'd mentioned earlier on this thread and thought I'd share the image with all you saints and sinners.

"

This made me laugh. I wonder what The Christian Book Devourers goodreads group would think of it.

[Jay]

Guy wrote: "I wonder what The Christian Book Devourers goodreads group would think of it."

What are the odds that there is anyone in that group who can think?

Is that too philosophical???

[Melki]

There's not much going on in politics this week other than trying to guess which group of people Donald Trump is going to insult next, so maybe we should find another topic.

How 'bout those Redskins, eh?

Should they change their name?