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[Jay]

Jilly wrote: "I just want to know who hosts that contest -- it's finally poetry at my level!"

The "Piss-Poor Poetry Contest" was created for my novel Sexual Evolution. However, if there's enough interest, there's no reason we can't start one here. The Grand Prize, of course, is an Official Certificate guaranteeing that the readers will not beat the worst poet...anymore than necessary.

[Jilly]

I can promise my poetry will be truly terrible! Sign me up!

[Jay]

Jilly wrote: "I can promise my poetry will be truly terrible! Sign me up!"

I'll write something up (probably this evening) and post it in "Fun Stuff". We'll see if it works.

Thanks so much for supporting Piss-Poor Poetry!

[Jay]

Jilly wrote: "I can promise my poetry will be truly terrible! Sign me up!"

Okay, my coffee kicked in so I went ahead with the post. Look under "Fun Stuff" and do your worst!

[CartoonistAndre]

Not that I want to diverge from the present topic, previous posts compelled me to add these two politically incorrect cartoons..

[Kathy]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "Not that I want to diverge from the present topic, previous posts compelled me to add these two politically incorrect cartoons..

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Perfect.

[Jilly]

LOVE these.

[Jay]

Nice. There's even a red cup!

[Melki]

And, back to the red cups again. . .
If it's important to you that your coffee cup broadcasts your religious sentiments, why not try Satan?



These are available from Etsy seller Cara the Corpse for 20 bucks.

[Melki]

[Melki]

[Jay]

Ah, a pacifier! Must be Irish coffee.

[Jay]

It looks like this controversy may be settled soon.

[Brenda]

Ooooh...I'd like to get into that contest, too - finally, a poetry contest that I'd have a chance of winning!

[Jay]

Brenda wrote: "Ooooh...I'd like to get into that contest, too - finally, a poetry contest that I'd have a chance of winning!"

The Piss-Poor Poetry Contest is open for entries!

It's posted under "Fun Stuff".

So... Do your worst!

[Jilly]

Sigh. Tried to embed this, but I'll just have to send y'all there.

Christmas Spirit.

[CartoonistAndre]

Jilly wrote: "Sigh. Tried to embed this, but I'll just have to send y'all there.

Christmas Spirit."

That was funny! I never realized the hostility between Jesus and Santa. What a Conundrum! I didn't know who to cheer for!

[Jilly]

The reason for the season: cage matches!

[CartoonistAndre]

I found this image- The longterm relationship Barbie set.



I think it qualifies as Politically Incorrect.

[Jay]

Everybody loves a winner!

[Jay]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "I found this image- The longterm relationship Barbie set.

I think it qualifies as Politically Incorrect."

Kudos on the Barbie and Ken! The only thing missing, a bambino.

[Jilly]

...and the "feeling comfortable now" weight they both put on.

[Brenda]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "I found this image- The longterm relationship Barbie set.



I think it qualifies as Politically Incorrect."

That's hilarious - LOVE the cat in the litter box!

[CartoonistAndre]

Brenda wrote: "CartoonistAndre wrote: "I found this image- The longterm relationship Barbie set.



I think it qualifies as Politically Incorrect."

That's hilarious - LOVE the cat in the litter box!"

I agree, they, whoever, did a great job with all the staging and props, Brenda.

Jay! That's a good one. reminds me of one I saw recently with baby Jesus standing on the tub water and his mother yelling- "I said- get in!"

[Rodney]

Brenda wrote: "That's hilarious - LOVE the cat in the litter box!"

I thought the one on the floor licking himself was funny.

[Jay]

Be careful! The cat may have heard you all laughing at him.

[Brenda]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "That's a good one. reminds me of one I saw recently with baby Jesus standing on the tub water and his mother yelling- "I said- get in!" "

That made me SOL! (Snort Out Loud)

[Lisa]

I gotta stop running out of daylight. Every time I get behind on posts here, y'all bring out the funniest of funny stuff. You know, a girl might start taking it personal . . .

[CartoonistAndre]

Lisa wrote: "I gotta stop running out of daylight. Every time I get behind on posts here, y'all bring out the funniest of funny stuff. You know, a girl might start taking it personal . . ."

That's because your weekends are packed with activities while we have all this extra time to sit around making our own "activities", so to speak.

[Jay]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "Lisa wrote: "I gotta stop running out of daylight. Every time I get behind on posts here, y'all bring out the funniest of funny stuff. You know, a girl might start taking it personal . . ."

That's..."

Please, Andre! That was a perfectly good conspiracy theory! Think of the mileage we could have gotten out of implying clandestine meetings, secret codes, etc. - all about hiding the funniest stuff from Lisa. Now, we have to wait for someone else to become paranoid before we can stoke that fire!

[Lisa]

Jay wrote: "C all about hiding the funniest stuff from Lisa. Now, we have to wait for someone else to become paranoid before we can stoke that fire! "

Paranoid? Hey! I resent that remark! Or is it I resemble it? Why do I get so confused. I swear someone is putting something in my coffee...

[Melki]

Lisa wrote: "Paranoid? Hey! I resent that remark! Or is it I resemble it? Why do I get so confused. I swear someone is putting something in my coffee..."

Shhh! Don't let them know that you know that they know!

Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!

[Melki]

My foil hat told me to say that.

[Joel]

Lisa wrote: "Jay wrote: "C all about hiding the funniest stuff from Lisa. Now, we have to wait for someone else to become paranoid before we can stoke that fire! "

Paranoid? Hey! I resent that remark! Or is it..."

You just need to stop making it out of melted snow.

[Lisa]

Melki wrote: "My foil hat told me to say that."

Did you take my foil hat? Someone stole mine. It was shaped like a swan and had left-over beef Wellington in it.

I put it in the refrigerator for safe keeping but people keep taking my stuff!

[Lisa]

Joel wrote: "You just need to stop making it out of melted snow. "

Yeah, I suppose you're right. Especially since my family members hate when I pack the freezer full of snow every winter so I can make coffee the rest of the year.

[CartoonistAndre]

When I think of what we spend on our coffee/tea water down here, making our libations turns out to be almost as expensive as a Starbucks, but it just comes down to 2 things- I like my Kenya AA and, well, Starbucks coffee sucks.

I'll take a Tim Hortons any day but they're too far north and the beans don't make as good a cuppa.

We use fresh rain water a lot. Comes from the gutters down into a barrel in the back yard. Makes a fine cuppa Rosie Lee!

[Brenda]

CartoonistAndre wrote: "Lisa wrote: "I gotta stop running out of daylight. Every time I get behind on posts here, y'all bring out the funniest of funny stuff. You know, a girl might start taking it personal . . ."

That's..."

Yep. PBSO (Posting Brilliant Stuff Online)...a great way for busy introverts to feel like the world hasn't COMPLETELY forgotten about them...

[Joel]

Introverts??? In The Humour Club???

[Rodney]

Joel wrote: "Introverts??? In The Humour Club???"

Introverts, and all kinds of other verts...

[Jilly]

PERsonally, I agree with Rodney.

[Rodney]

Well I used to be an introvert, but now I'm an Xtrovert.

[Jilly]

Or an XXXtrovert?

(God, I'm so sorry, that was truly terrible.)

[Rodney]

Not sure they've created a rating for ME yet...

[Jay]

Rodney wrote: "Not sure they've created a rating for ME yet..."

Of course they have, Rodney. PG - Pure Gin

[Rodney]

Gin is the one alcohol I don't put in my mouth. More like PJ - Pure Jim

That's why I think I'm so funny.

[Jilly]

I'm PM.

Pure Manhattan, and also definitely not a morning person.

[Rodney]

Of course not, not after Manhattans...

[Jilly]

Finally, someone who understands me!

[Brenda]

Introverts and alcohol. Seems like a reasonable pairing to me.