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[Jay]

A once-quiet ex-pope pens a lengthy letter on sexual abuse

Oh, please! They don't need a primer.

Oops, not what he meant. ...Probably. ...Maybe. ...Possibly.

[Jay]

April 15th... Again????!!!!

[Jay]

Normally, all teens think their parents are morons, however this year, they may have a point.

[Jay]

It's one of those dual-purpose deals. It's both a religious protest and a tourist attraction.

[Jay]

I can't help it. The term "OUR elected representatives" keeps triggering my gag reflex.

[Jay]

I wonder if they'll get a little trophy for the mantelpiece????

[John]

Love it!

[Gary]

Jay wrote: "Normally, all teens think their parents are morons, however this year, they may have a point.


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Great post

[Jay]

"Honest, Your Honor, all I did was raid the hors d'oeuvre tray."

SHRIMP ARE TESTING POSITIVE FOR COCAINE
Scientists investigating the contamination of wildlife with drugs have found cocaine in every shrimp they studied...

[Jay]

Strange indeed! Is it possible that the voters somehow elected the same representatives to both the British Parliament and the US Congress????

[Jay]

FINALLY! ...a reasonable explanation for many of the court decisions that we see in the headlines.

[Melki]

And, that dress reveals her ankles - the slut!

[Jay]

Has anyone else noticed the conflict between scripture and the NRA?

[Jay]

What do you know? It appears that history has proven the tabloids correct.

[Jay]

Sometimes, trolling really is like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Rebecca]

Jay wrote: "Sometimes, trolling really is like shooting fish in a barrel.


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Beautiful commentary. When the ones claiming to be all about Jesus are full of anger and hatred, and Satan is giving loving hugs, well...

[Jay]

Did you try googling the "how to"????

[Martin]

Jay wrote: "Did you try googling the "how to"????
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It's more likely to be in the Book of Common Prayer.

[Brenda]

Jay wrote: "Did you try googling the "how to"????

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LOL and sharing :-)

[Jay]

Well, I guess one could say that's definitive.

[Joel]

Is anyone willing to set up a GoFundMe account to buy Boris Johnson a comb?

[Jay]

Joel wrote: "Is anyone willing to set up a GoFundMe account to buy Boris Johnson a comb?"

Always the optimist, Joel. You assume he'd know what to do with it.

[Joel]

Jay wrote: "Joel wrote: "Is anyone willing to set up a GoFundMe account to buy Boris Johnson a comb?"

Always the optimist, Joel. You assume he'd know what to do with it."

Even I know what to do with it, and I haven't had hair in years!

[Jay]

OUCH!
This qualifies as an 'International OUCH!' Ergo, it's "aya" in Korean.

[Jay]

What the hell happened to all the Brexit news coverage????

Have we just hit Brexit overload, or is the media just afraid they'll lose readers if they print pics of Boris Johnson????

[Melki]

Jay wrote: "What the hell happened to all the Brexit news coverage????

Have we just hit Brexit overload, or is the media just afraid they'll lose readers if they print pics of Boris Johnson????

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The pulling out sign would be much more effective if carried by pregnant women pushing prams.

[Jay]

Frankly, getting elected Prime Minister of the UK is one hell of an achievement for a man burdened with a schizophrenic mother who fancies herself a hair dresser.

[Jay]

It appears that the British government is not so different from ours after all.

[Jay]

I'll admit the Republican Party has gotten a bad rap over the years on their "Repeal and Replace" agenda. Mainly because people think there is no "Replace" plan being put forward. However, this is categorically untrue.

[Jay]

So true.

[Jay]

Boy, is it embarrassing to be..........us!

[Jay]

That first cigarette after...

Ahem!!!!

Well, let's just say being married to god does have some perks.

[Jay]

The mystery of existence is the connection between our faults and our misfortunes.
- Madame de Stael

[Jay]

Anyone else get the idea that the reality show writers are trying way to hard to capture an audience????

[Jay]

It was decided long ago that the public airwaves should be used in the public's best interest.
-Some Misguided Fool at The Federal Communications Commission

[Jay]

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

[Melki]

[Rebecca]

Melki wrote: ""

My worst nightmare. That she doesn't make it until we have a human being in the White House. Of course, as soon as we seat a Democratic president, Mitch will say they shouldn't confirm any judges or appointments until after the election...

[Melki]

Rebecca wrote: "Melki wrote: ""

My worst nightmare. That she doesn't make it until we have a human being in the White House. Of course, as soon as we seat a Democratic president, Mitch will say they shouldn't con..."

That's why we need to get rid of Moscow Mitch even more than the rabid, racist yam.

[Jay]

Rebecca wrote: "My worst nightmare. That she doesn't make it until we have a human being in the White House. Of course, as soon as we seat a Democratic president, Mitch will say they shouldn't con..."

I wouldn't worry, Rebecca. The "Notorious RBG" is much too feisty to give up, even if (The Flying Spaghetti Monster Forbid!!!!) by some gerrymandered miracle unfathomable debacle Donald gets a second term.

Also, Mitch is 77, and not exactly a picture of robust health. There's an excellent chance that he'll beat RGB to the finish line!

[Rebecca]

Jay wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "My worst nightmare. That she doesn't make it until we have a human being in the White House. Of course, as soon as we seat a Democratic president, Mitch will say they shouldn't con...."

Jay, we can only hope so! I keep thinking that so many of those SOBs look like they should be popping off any minute now. And yet, they don't, despite all the cheeseburgers.

[Jay]

I think he holds Sunday services on Reddit.

[Jay]

The Brexit Prayer:
Dear Lord,
Please don't let my clingy girlfriend take this long to leave.

[Jay]

It's a time-tested recipe.

[Jay]

Well, fire and brimstone just wasn't working.

[Jay]

Brexit Update:
It appears 10 Downing Street is working hard to...
Okay, there are some recent signs that we should re-evaluate.

[Jay]

What? Cat-chasers can't reform????

[Jay]

It's true, some people have a better understanding of Climate Change than others.

[Jay]

[Democratic Representative] Katie Hill admits to relationship with campaign staffer after ethics probe announced over separate alleged relationship
The House Committee on Ethics announced Wednesday it is opening an investigation into allegations that Democratic Rep. Katie Hill of California engaged in an improper relationship with a congressional staffer in possible violation of House rules.

YET ANOTHER HC POLL:

Why do you think female politicians act like their male counterparts?
A. Because they can.
A. Because absolute power corrupts absolutely
A. Because the lyrics to that Whores Song is a commonly mistaken ear worm..

[Jay]

See, understanding other religious doctrines isn't difficult.