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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Government agencies are now implementing the Trump administration's commitment to responsible government.


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Gary Jones (gfjones_dvm) | 127 comments This is an idea only a guy who went bankrupt running a casino could come up with. In some things, you get what you pay for.


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Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2433 comments Mod
Jay wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "To a wall to contain the Toxic Right?"

What can I say, Rebecca? Some jokes work, and some jokes don't."


Heck, I'd contribute to a wall to contain them.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
While I don't agree with Senator John McCain's politics more often than not, the man is a genuine war hero and deserving of our respect and gratitude. This is the second time that Trump has publicly disparaged the senator. Being ex-military myself, forget the political motivations, this does nothing but anger me.

Frankly, I'd like to see Trump's record of service to his country.


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Gary Jones (gfjones_dvm) | 127 comments Trump, in an interview a long time ago, said that his hazardous service was being treated for STDs. That, and a military high school, were as close as he came to service.


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Brenda Kearns (brendakearns) | 719 comments Jay wrote: "While I don't agree with Senator John McCain's politics more often than not, the man is a genuine war hero and deserving of our respect and gratitude. This is the second time that Trump has publicl..."

I'm heading out in a few hours to visit a treasured friend - a 94-year-old World War II POW now in a hospice with cancer. He's one of the kindest, most thoughtful and caring people I've ever met. Tweets like that are absolutely rage inducing to me.


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Brena Mercer | 617 comments Gary wrote: "Trump, in an interview a long time ago, said that his hazardous service was being treated for STDs. That, and a military high school, were as close as he came to service."

Trump had to go to military school because he was a trouble-maker. His teachers spent so much time trying to protect the other students from him that they never addressed his learning disability. It really bothers me that we have a leader who can't read above a third grade level...much less comprehend what he reads. Is it too much to ask for in a President?


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Melki | 3540 comments Mod
Brena wrote: "It really bothers me that we have a leader who can't read above a third grade level...much less comprehend what he reads. Is it too much to ask for in a President? "

In addition to his taxes, I'd like to see Donnie's college transcripts. I've heard that his grades were so bad, Fred Trump had to buy his son's way into Wharton.

This doesn't sound like someone who is "like, a smart person" to me.


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Gary Jones (gfjones_dvm) | 127 comments I've never heard a smart person claim to be one. Only imposters make that claim.


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Brena Mercer | 617 comments Gary wrote: "I've never heard a smart person claim to be one. Only imposters make that claim."

I have noticed that. When people start a sentence with, "I am", they are usually the opposite. Those who talk about sex are not having any, me thinks you protests too much...etc. Too many examples to list.


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Gary Jones (gfjones_dvm) | 127 comments A refrain from an old son: "We think and we drink and we talk all about it, and all of the time we're doing without it."


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Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2433 comments Mod
Gary wrote: "I've never heard a smart person claim to be one. Only imposters make that claim."

Maybe because..."the more you know, the more you know you don't know"?


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Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2433 comments Mod
In a related phenomenon, I was a bit of an egghead (well, still am), and in my high school and college days that was something of an impediment to dating. What I found, sadly, was that the only men who didn't seem to be intimidated by a straight-A student where the intelligent ones. The idiots had no problem trying to hit on me.

BTW, in HS I thought I was pretty damn smart, so I probably deserved to be left alone. But it didn't take too long at college for me to recognize that there were plenty of people smarter than me, so it wasn't just me being fat-headed!


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Brena Mercer | 617 comments I sometimes read something superbly written by a very young person, and I am amazed. Why wasn't I that clever and eloquent at that age? Was I immature in my view of the world? Why am I not that clever and eloquent now? Am I still immature?


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Contrary to some right-wing memes, there is a tremendous difference between progressive and stupid.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Happy Valentine's Day! ...I hope you've planned a suitable agenda.


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Rodney Carlson (rodneycarlson) | 617 comments Jay wrote: "Happy Valentine's Day! ...I hope you've planned a suitable agenda."

Salsa dancing lessons with the Mrs. it was so much fun...


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Melki | 3540 comments Mod
Rodney wrote: "Jay wrote: "Happy Valentine's Day! ...I hope you've planned a suitable agenda."

Salsa dancing lessons with the Mrs. it was so much fun..."


Wow, Rodney. You are awesome!


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Rodney wrote: "Salsa dancing lessons with the Mrs. it was so much fun..."

Melki's right. Awesome is the word.

However...

Be careful, Rodney. Salsa? You might end up on the wrong side of Trump's wall!


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Brenda Kearns (brendakearns) | 719 comments Rodney wrote: "Jay wrote: "Happy Valentine's Day! ...I hope you've planned a suitable agenda."

Salsa dancing lessons with the Mrs. it was so much fun..."


Oooh, major brownie points, Rodney - you're a keeper :-)


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Coming soon to a college campus near you!


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Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2433 comments Mod
Jay wrote: "Coming soon to a college campus near you!


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You know, that at least used to be what happened at college. We all went there and got radicalized, joined the Peace Corps or marched against war, and started voting opposite of our parents. It took me all the way to graduate school to lose the religion they'd taught me. And yeah, there were times along the way when I probably looked like that picture.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Currently, we anticipate... Well, maybe not... Possibly... There is some discussion... They could change their minds... Talk of a backlash... The grand plans of mice and men—mostly men...

STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
As you may have noticed, I'm accepting of different viewpoints from the right, left, up, down, you name it... HOWEVER, this time, I was SERIOUSLY OFFENDED!!!!


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HINT: Check the fine print in upper left corner.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
I knew there was some explanation...


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
The Guardian ran down the "300 scientists" who signed a letter asking Trump to leave the UN Climate Agreement.

Just who are these 300 'scientists' telling Trump to burn the climate?
...what about the signers of the letter? Surely they are experts in the field? Not so much. ...I guess having a first and last name are sufficient to be included in this list of eminent scientists.

The primary qualification for joining the opposition to Climate Change data appears to be an inability to understand it.


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Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2433 comments Mod
Sadly, yeah. Pretty much anyone can claim to be a "scientist."

Let me also note that lots of people use the label "meteorologist" (as in "TV Meteorologist") with essentially no training, let alone education, in the field.

Kudos to the author of the Guardian article for taking the time and effort to track down some of these people.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
They only have Kim Jong-un. We have Captain Jack Sparrow.


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message 1029: by Jay (last edited Mar 02, 2017 02:31PM) (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Perjury, Jeff. P-E-R-J-U-R-Y. Look in Law for Dummies and Attorney Generals.
It's on page 2.


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Melki | 3540 comments Mod
Jay wrote: "Perjury, Jeff. P-E-R-J-U-R-Y. Look in Law for Dummies and Attorney Generals.
It's on page 2."


Apparently perjury is A-C-C-E-P-T-A-B-L-E when you're a white man from the south.


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Alan Ford | 23 comments Hello Mods
In my previous post the second part was not published. Is this a techie glitch or have I been censored?

Surely Not?

Alan


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Melki | 3540 comments Mod
Alan wrote: "Hello Mods
In my previous post the second part was not published. Is this a techie glitch or have I been censored?

Surely Not?

Alan"


I'm not sure what post you're referring to, Alan. In this group, NOTHING is censored, though I have occasionally deleted comments by authors who were aggressively pushing their books in the wrong places. (We have a special thread for pimping one's book.)

Try posting again.


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Melki | 3540 comments Mod
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message 1034: by Alan (new)

Alan Ford | 23 comments Hello Meiki

That's a relief. Hope you didn't mind me asking. Political correctness is creeping in everywhere. The constitutional right to free speech is taking a battering.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Ever since I discovered truth hurts, I've had this pain, doctor.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Wealthy Would Get Billions in Tax Cuts Under Obamacare Repeal Plan
Two of the biggest tax cuts in Republican proposals to repeal the Affordable Care Act would deliver roughly $144 billion over the coming decade to those with incomes of $1 million or more, according to a congressional analysis.

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Brenda Kearns (brendakearns) | 719 comments Jay wrote: "Ever since I discovered truth hurts, I've had this pain, doctor.

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Goodreads needs a "like" button!


message 1038: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Brenda wrote: "Goodreads needs a "like" button!"

Well, Canada certainly has a unique way of doing things.


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Brenda Kearns (brendakearns) | 719 comments Jay wrote: "Brenda wrote: "Goodreads needs a "like" button!"
Well, Canada certainly has a unique way of doing things.
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Love it! I'm going to use that, if you don't mind :-)


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Brenda wrote: "...I'm going to use that, if you don't mind :-)"

Never would I mind. :-)

We could probably use a "share" button, too. A joke is near worthless if not shared.


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Brenda Kearns (brendakearns) | 719 comments Jay wrote: "Brenda wrote: "...I'm going to use that, if you don't mind :-)"

Never would I mind. :-)

We could probably use a "share" button, too. A joke is near worthless if not shared."


I always look forward to your jokes - and you get a lot of Secondary Giggles from my Canadian friends (my dad - who just turned 80 - shared your Canadian Uber meme with all of his friends :-)


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Almost defeats the purpose of knocking on the door.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
This must be the "basic coverage" plan.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Ever wonder who's going to clean the wall?


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
But, does it save the whales?


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Brenda Kearns (brendakearns) | 719 comments Jay wrote: "But, does it save the whales?

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LOL! I'm "liking and sharing" as Chris Cannon says :-)


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Scott Evans | 4 comments Jay wrote: "Almost defeats the purpose of knocking on the door.


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Brenda wrote: "Jay wrote: "Brenda wrote: "...I'm going to use that, if you don't mind :-)"

Never would I mind. :-)

We could probably use a "share" button, too. A joke is near worthless if not shared."

I alway..."


Jay wrote: "Almost defeats the purpose of knocking on the door.


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Brenda wrote: "Jay wrote: "Brenda wrote: "...I'm going to use that, if you don't mind :-)"

Never would I mind. :-)

We could probably use a "share" button, too. A joke is near worthless if not shared."

I alway..."



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Scott Evans | 4 comments Jay wrote: "But, does it save the whales?


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LOL


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Scott Evans | 4 comments Melki wrote: "
Alfred E. Beauregard Sessions"


Good one. Yes, I need to share these badly.


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Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5436 comments Mod
Again I saw that under the sun the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor riches to the intelligent, nor favor to those with knowledge, but time and chance an inability to govern happen to them all.
Ecclesiastes 9:11 - (GOP version)


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