What is your niche in the zombie apocalypse?

[Courtney]

It's the zombie apocalypse - all hands on deck and humanity's innovative, indomitable nature must shine. What skills do you bring to the wobbly table?

[Courtney]

That is dark! No adolescent power fantasy for you, huh?

[V.W.]

I can shoot and I love edged weapons. I'm a professional logistics guy, and I love picking up odd survival tips and tricks. I've been shot at and chased by crowds armed with machetes (with me unarmed), so I know I don't go fetal in the face of danger.

Really, a mob of head hunting rioters is not all that different from zombies except they don't bite as much. On the other hand, they're smarter and tend to light fires.

A zombie apocalypse is not empowering. It would be a pain in the a*** (British spelling) but I'm not about to ring the dinner bell and lie down on a platter with an apple in my mouth either.

It's the slow motion zombies that are encouraging idiots to fantasise about it. It looks so easy to avoid them.

I'd much prefer one of those plagues that kills everyone except a select few (me included I hope) like Day of the Triffids or Survivors. Much more fun.

[Squire]

A cool head. I may not have all the answers, but I can remain calm and hopefully help others do so while searching for the right answer. Afterwards, I shoot first and ask questions later.

If the stinky stuff hits the rotating blades (as I know it will) and I decide I have no choice, I have no problem going out singing this song:



^
Click Me!

[Squire]

[Erin]

I don't think I have many skills but you never know what people are capable of if they need to survive so maybe I would surprise myself. I guess the alternative would to be a zombie which wouldn't be to good.

[L.G.]

Hmm… this is a great topic.

I do have training in several martial arts along with reasonable amounts of practical knowledge. I have also watched and read about a billion zombie movies and books.

Sadly, I live in Australia, and I have a feeling that our lack of firearms may come back to bite us (literally) if there ever is a zombie apocalypse.

[Bill]

I would be dead. Then undead.

[Scott]

I posted a comment earlier that was meant for another forum. Sorry.

I'm a good organizer, and am a good team leader. I would like to think that I would lead, or jointly lead, my team. But I'm also smart enough to know that I'm not a weapon expert or survivalist, so I'd listen to the advice of those smarter than me on certain subjects.

Either that, or I'd be zombie bait. :-)

[C.a.]

I would die after a month of running out of my thyroid medication, then I would be a zombie.

[Michael]

I shall bring not a damn thing lol sorry but if you aint family or friends you on your own XD naw seriously though, i'd bring knowledge of zombies and an ability to help formulate plans haha

[Veronica]

Love this. Ok. I think fast, don't panic. I am a problem solver and don't like to give up until its over. Have a lot of compassion. I know for sure I would fight until the end.

[Michael]

Veronica wrote: "Love this. Ok. I think fast, don't panic. I am a problem solver and don't like to give up until its over. Have a lot of compassion. I know for sure I would fight until the end."

I saw this and automatically thought, oh hell im gonna be the one to get you killed by screaming we're all gonna die what do we do what do we do" sorry had to share that :) hana

[Alondra]

uhm; i tend to stay calm under pressure...very calm. ability to assess a bad situation and get the hell out of there.

i am one of those old military folks that believes in 'no man left behind'; but i know how to cut my losses.

i also know how to walk 'quietly' and i am not afraid of the dark. (the cat loves me for this!!)

I tend to be a loner anyway; but i can work well in groups as long as they don't piss me off....

[Beau]

Remaining undetected. You'd be surprised at just how much you can get away with if nobody is paying attention.

I figure if anyone else needed the skills I have learned, they should have taken the time to learn them.

[Justin]

Agreed @ remaining undectected. Although in the event I encounter the living dead I am aiming for the head to be done with it.

[Beau]

Aim with a tomahawk. They never run out of ammunition.

[Erin *Proud Book Hoarder*]

Courtney wrote: "It's the zombie apocalypse - all hands on deck and humanity's innovative, indomitable nature must shine. What skills do you bring to the wobbly table?"

I pretty much have no skills that would help during a zombie apocalypse. I can't run worth crap, can't shoot anything, can't use a knife, can't grow much food. Doesn't look good in my favor!

[Beau]

Erin, it looks like you've drawn the job as night watchman.

[Mark]

Love this question... I can outrun them all, just give me an open space, and I'll run 26.2 miles, roundtrip, and bring back supplies. "Victory!" I will declare upon my return, and then die on the spot.

[Luke]

Well, I would stop writing zombie apocalypse fiction.