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Now that would be one Kick Butt were!

"Stop, evil-doers! I am WOMBATMAN, and I shall make you pay for your nefarious deeds! ...If I can just... hold on, I've got this... wait, nearly there... oh, come here, you... RIGHT! Who's first for some...
...Oh. They've gone."


"Stop, evil-doers! I am..."
OK, you made me roar with laughter! I am not going to be picturing that in my head for the rest of the day...
Thank you!


I think he might be a good character for a humorous short story, though... *starts scribbling notes*

And people thought "heart" was a lame superpower.
But I'd read about Wombatman any time.

...Wondering about origin stories for him now. Abandoned by his parents in the Australian outback and raised by a family of wombats? Chose the wombat as his symbol because it strikes fear into the hearts of villains (particularly those villains with a phobia of marsupials)? Or bitten by a radioactive wombat?
Hmm...

...Wondering about origin stories for him now. Abandoned by his parents in the Australian outback and raised ..."
Maybe he was doing a spell that required an drawing of the totem animal, and he wanted to shift into a bear but he is a lousy artist?

WOMBATMAN: "The hell is this? I'm supposed to be a bear! What's going on?"
SPIRIT 1: "A bear? Seriously? Why did you draw a wombat then?"
WOMBATMAN: "I didn't! That's a bear! Look!"
SPIRIT 1: "Are you sure? Looks like a wombat to me."
SPIRIT 2: "Yeah. Or a coypu, maybe. It's definitely a bit rodent-y. Look at the teeth."
WOMBATMAN: "It's a bear, you clowns! Are you blind, or stupid?"
SPIRIT 1: "Well, that's not a very helpful tone, is it?"
SPIRIT 2: "Yeah. If you're going to get all huffy about it then you can just stay as a wombat. Bye."
WOMBATMAN: "No wait, I'm sorry! Come back! Oh crap."

...Wondering about origin stories for him now. Abandoned by his parents in the Australian outbac..."
Yes, I like that one!

WOMBATMAN: "The hell is this? I..."
You have GOT to write that story! I would read it in a heartbeat....

...who'da thunk it?



Ah.... crash bandicoot, right? duh.


I think you a one syllable first name would go best with it though. "Crash" worked. Maybe "Rip" or "Zeke" . If you go the other way, you could may it really long like Aloysius Ferdinand Jame Bandicoot.

Regarding the evil Dr. Bandicoot's first name(s), I think it has to be something long, pretentious and embarrassing. Which he covers up by getting everyone to call him "Keith".
"The name's Bandicoot...
...Doctor Keith Bandicoot."

Regarding the evil Dr. Bandicoot's first name(s), I think it has to be something long, pretentio..."
Grin!

:)

:)"
I'm all for it. . . now you have to dream up a side-kick, and then appropriate villans! Bwaahh Haaa haaa Haaaa!

Just going to drop Stan Lee a line and see if he wants to get in on this action while it's still at the planning stage...


Of course, anything called "Little Prick" had to have a gander if only for a giggle, right? Well, it seems that there is a series by

These are all very short, only 60-70 pages, and they are priced like much longer books, but besides "Little Prick" which stars a porcupine shifter, there is





I am much less worried about aspects of supernatural matching up to their real world mythology as I am about character and storylines.

Great points, Ed!! Now I want to read a book where there is a wereraccoon who is a thief - and also suffers from obsessive-compulsive hand washing disorder. Aren't raccoons the creatures who wash their food, etc. pretty obssively?


I assure you, published authors who don't have trunks full of unpublishable junk are very rare indeed.

I assure you, published authors who don't have tru..."
So the more crap I write, the closer I'll be to literary genius?

Somewhere under these piles of stink there has gotta be a pony!
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Aren't Platypi venomous? There could be all kinds of fun with that.