Ask Hades

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

Ask the lord of DEATH!

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How is it to be fooled by Hercules?

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

Me: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate Pain and Panic?

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Hades: It felt horrible to be fooled by that stupid demigod ><
And I hate Pain and Panic very much...

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

Me: -_- You didn't answer the question.
F: SCALE OF 1-10, BUDDY.

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Hades: A 10, obviously.

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Hades: *Brews up potion* This poison will reap any soul, guaranteed... as long as it isn't immortal... which counts out Hercules ><
Me: Haha!
Hades: *Hair flames green*
Me: Eep!

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Me: oooooooh purty hair! ;)

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

Me: Hades….. you're evil…..

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: I like his hair too...
Hades: I'm evil to the core. I'm a god (Among the most hated) and I have death magic!

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

Me: *wimpers* please don't kill me.

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Hades: Maybe…

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

Me: *bows down* Thank you, oh gracious and merciful one.

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

F: So, Lord of the Dead, eh? Wanna have a chat about ghosts sometime? I've got friends on th--

Me: -_- We know

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Hades: The other side? Sure, why not. I'll make an appointment for ten years from now...

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

F: *growls*

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Hades: -_- I'm a busy man

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

F: Well…. so am I! Maybe I don't have time for you! *huffs*

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Hades: Please. I have no guilt or shame!

[Justin, Dr. Facilier: The Shadow Man]

F: …………….I'm not speaking to you anymore. WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT TOGETHER! WE COULD HAVE CONQUERED THE WORLD WITH DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!