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Me:*kicks voldemort in the balls* ^-^
Ah...well I thing that..you know...since you are dead and all you can't....chat....or answer any questions....but it's okay......
Soooooooo
What's your favourite colour?
Soooooooo
What's your favourite colour?
Me: eh its me ^-^Tonks: Im screwed *covers head on table with hands*
Snape: Hello, Dumbledore.
Me: Dumbledore is now Dumbie!
Me: Dumbledore is now Dumbie!
Me: Hello, Dumbie! Don't worry, everyone has a nickname. Snape is Snapie, Voldemort is Voldy, Draco is Drakie, George is Georgie, and Bellatrix is Bellie Trixie! Yeah, I have a lot more nicknames.
Tonks: I hope mines isn't Tonka -_-
Me: No, Snape is not Sirius! Snape is Snapie! Or maybe I should call him Snap...
Snape: DON'T YOU DARE.
Snape: DON'T YOU DARE.
Me: No, just Snap! No, I like Snapie better.
Snape: -_- DIE.
Snape: -_- DIE.
Me: DUMBIE.
Snape: Are you sure he isn't DUMBO?
Snape: Are you sure he isn't DUMBO?
Me: VOLDY, SNAPIE, AND DUMBIE, ALL BEST FRIENDS! (forces Voldy, Snapie, and Dumbie to seat at table) Would you like some tea?
Snape: I don't want to sit with HIM, the weird bald guy with no nose. Can I go back to hiding behind the grand piano that mysteriously appeared a minute ago because I used my magic?
Me: NO. (takes away wands)
Snape: I don't want to sit with HIM, the weird bald guy with no nose. Can I go back to hiding behind the grand piano that mysteriously appeared a minute ago because I used my magic?
Me: NO. (takes away wands)
Me: VOLDY. BE NICE! (smacks Voldy on the head with Punishment Wand) I SMACKA YOU!
Snape: O.o Where did you get that Punishment Wand? I THOUGHT I HID THEM FROM YOU!
Me: Magic! ^-^
Snape: O.o Where did you get that Punishment Wand? I THOUGHT I HID THEM FROM YOU!
Me: Magic! ^-^
Me: (serves tea) Tea for the weird bald guy with no nose, tea for Snapie, and tea for Dumbie!
Snape: I don't like -
Me: SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR TEA! (smacks Snape on the head with Punishment Wand)
Snape: I don't like -
Me: SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR TEA! (smacks Snape on the head with Punishment Wand)
Me: Besides, Voldy, Dumbie PLANNED to be killed. TAKE THAT! Also, you were beaten by a BABY.
Me: (smacks Dumbie on the head with Punishment Wand) Nope!
Snape: She's scary...
Me: ^-^ Finally! Snape acknowledges that I am insane!
Snape: She's scary...
Me: ^-^ Finally! Snape acknowledges that I am insane!
Me: Snape resurrected himself!
Snape: Magic...
Me: HISHM!
Snape: Magic...
Me: HISHM!
Me: Huh? *GASP* I'M DEAD! Oh wait, I'm still alive. Never mind! I AM ALSO KNOWN AS PAIN! I cannot feel Pain because I am PAIN!
Me: You spelled my name wrong. Also, I love pain! I'm Pain!
Snape: Yes, I have the resurrection stone NO I DO NOT. I TOOK A HONEY BADGER POTIN BEFORE I MET VOLDEMORT!
Snape: Yes, I have the resurrection stone NO I DO NOT. I TOOK A HONEY BADGER POTIN BEFORE I MET VOLDEMORT!
Wait...aren't you dead?