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Dec 13, 2013 12:50AM
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Me: HI, VOLDY!
Snape: *sigh* Ignore her, my Lord. She's just another one.
Me: Huh?
Snape: *sigh* Ignore her, my Lord. She's just another one.
Me: Huh?
Hey! Lord Voldemort! I have a question. WHERE IS YOUR NOSE?
*Squeak* Running away trying to find a book how to protect myself from Lord Voldemort.
OMG you can slap him?? Can I? Can I? :O
Yo, Voldy! I was wondering how it felt to be hit in the face with snowballs?
[Leo: Heheheh... That was funny. Wanna know what would be even funnier? FIREBALLS!!!]
[Leo: Heheheh... That was funny. Wanna know what would be even funnier? FIREBALLS!!!]
{Leo: Oh, come on, dude! I bet you were crying your eyes out!}
You, know, now that I think about it, I did hear some sniffling coming from the back of Quirrell's head, once...
You, know, now that I think about it, I did hear some sniffling coming from the back of Quirrell's head, once...
Tonks: How's life in hell duuude?
I saw this post on Snape's twitter account. "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, Saying ay oh, where'd my nose go" - Voldemort
Me: I saw this video. It was Baldy with deadlocks an it basically played "I SWING MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH" with Baldy actually moving!!!
Me: Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!
Tonks: *hairs turns bright red* Like I care what you think Baldy
Percy: Voldy,Voldy you got no nose
Tonks: And not no nose snake, just really weird and ugly.
Percy:when did i start being so funny?,oh well Voldy yur really ugly and your stupid and your weak
Tonks: He's not strength weak. Just in morality ego and character.
Percy: voldy,how do you feel a baby beat you,
Me: You know, Voldemort, your laugh sounds as though you're honking. "HONK HONK HONK HONK!"
Snape: I have to admit, my Lord, Gashbeen tells the truth.
Snape: I have to admit, my Lord, Gashbeen tells the truth.
Why does Voldemort have Twitter and not Facebook?Cause he only has followers. Not friends.
Percy:*laugh's* and Gashbeen tells the truth
Tonks: Why can my hair change color and Baldy have no hair?Cause I'm freakin awesome and he's dead.
Percy: Voldy dosen't have feelings ,he aint normal
He's not Humanemuch less human.
Me: Well, the people Voldy killed had feelings too!
Snape: She does have a point.
Me: HA! Snapie and I are best buds! Hey, Voldy, are you and Snapie still mustache buddies?
Snape: She is referring to that video Potter Puppet Pals made about us being mustache buddies. It didn't end well.
Me: Didn't your mustache cause mass hysteria?
Snaoe: DO NOT EVER MENTION IT AGAIN!
Snape: She does have a point.
Me: HA! Snapie and I are best buds! Hey, Voldy, are you and Snapie still mustache buddies?
Snape: She is referring to that video Potter Puppet Pals made about us being mustache buddies. It didn't end well.
Me: Didn't your mustache cause mass hysteria?
Snaoe: DO NOT EVER MENTION IT AGAIN!
me:*laughs*
What's that mysterious ticking noise?snape
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serverus snape
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severus snape
=D gtg guys bye!
Me: I loved when Voldy's like, "MWAHAHAHA" and then he begins to SING. That made him go from intimidating to pathetic and hilarious. "Voldemort, Voldemort, Ooh Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!"
Snape: DO NOT MENTION THAT VIDEO.
Me: Snape was drunk, I think.
Snaoe: I can still taste Neville. *shudders*
Snape: DO NOT MENTION THAT VIDEO.
Me: Snape was drunk, I think.
Snaoe: I can still taste Neville. *shudders*
Me: VOLDY! (hugs Voldemort)
Snape: My Lord, I am terribly sorry for her insolence.
Snape: My Lord, I am terribly sorry for her insolence.
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Source twitter. Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a favorite ring, a pet he adores, and an obsession with afamous teenage guy.
Me: Habit, Snapie is so used to calling Voldy "My Lord" that he can't stop calling him that. Every time he says "My Lord" to Voldy, though, I pinch him.
Snape: Don't call me Snapie!
Me: Too bad! I like that name! WIt, Voldy doesn't like hugs? :D (hugs Voldy)
Snape: *sigh* Voldemort won't like that, but I have nothing against it.
Snape: Don't call me Snapie!
Me: Too bad! I like that name! WIt, Voldy doesn't like hugs? :D (hugs Voldy)
Snape: *sigh* Voldemort won't like that, but I have nothing against it.
OITHAT'S INSULTING TO TEENAGE GIRLS
He also has a necklace !!!
DUMBLEDORE!!! =D
Tonks: Oh yes. EVERYONE LOVES DUMBLEDOOR!!! =D
Tonks: SORRY obviously this incident muggle spelled your name wrong
Nowe call you baldy.
Me: I don't call Voldy Baldy! I call him Voldy! *GASP* MUSTACHE BUDDIES!
Snape: Oh no...
Snape: Oh no...
This is an actual question so I DEMAND an answer:Do you wear underwear?
Tonks: OH GOD HE HE DOES!!! AN MAN DO THEY STINK!!!
PURE CHAOS CHARLES B wrote: "Voldemort: I shall not answer."Does that Mean that when you fly.....??
Tonks: I mean when he actually DOES but he really doesn't...
