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Dec 15, 2013 12:22AM
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Anas wrote: "so... when he flies ....he.....* gets image out of head *"EXACTLY.
Myrtle: V-voldemort?! *squeaks* Me: LORD MOLDYFART?!
Me: I have to admit, I feel bad for Voldy. He got beaten by a baby and killed so painfully!
Snape: Didn't he turn into paper and then crumble?
Me: No, Snapie, you're thinking about Inkheart. No, I believe Voldy cracked and turned to ashes or something like that.
Snape: Didn't he turn into paper and then crumble?
Me: No, Snapie, you're thinking about Inkheart. No, I believe Voldy cracked and turned to ashes or something like that.
Snape: Who is Severirius? I have no idea who he is.
Snape: You're dead. Also, you were beaten by a mere child. I don't think I have reason to fear you.
Me: GO SNAPIE! Yeah, Voldy crumbled into ash and blew away into the wind, go forever be scattered and to be laughed at by future generations!
Me: GO SNAPIE! Yeah, Voldy crumbled into ash and blew away into the wind, go forever be scattered and to be laughed at by future generations!
Snape: Also, I'M ALIVE.
Me: Dead can't kill living. Living can kill dead. Dead not known. Voldy therefore not known.
Me: Dead can't kill living. Living can kill dead. Dead not known. Voldy therefore not known.
Me: Herminoe! That's Hermione's nickname! She was going to be Hermy, but I've changed it!
Me: Why do people whimper when they're around Voldy?
Snape: They still fear him.
Me: BUT HE'S DEAD!
Snape: I know.
Snape: They still fear him.
Me: BUT HE'S DEAD!
Snape: I know.
Me: VOLDY SNILES!
Snape: Yes, Voldy SNILES.
Snape: Yes, Voldy SNILES.
Me: But isn't Voldy a child too?
Snape: Voldy is the youngest of us all, and the most foolish. He's idiotic, he cannot spell, and he's a half blood! MOST CERTAINLY NOT PURE! His mother's a Muggle. *shudders* I'm joking!
Snape: Voldy is the youngest of us all, and the most foolish. He's idiotic, he cannot spell, and he's a half blood! MOST CERTAINLY NOT PURE! His mother's a Muggle. *shudders* I'm joking!
Snape: Well then, Voldy, tell me why you hated the pain you felt when you died.
Snape: In other words, Voldy hates the pain he feels while he dies.
Me: DIE, VOLDY!
Me: DIE, VOLDY!
Voldemort is just like a teenage girl*Hes obsessed over one boy
*He has a diary
*A favorite necklace
*Likes gem stones
*Likes th blood of pretty things
AND MANY MORE!!!
Me: That insults all teenage girls. Besides, wasn't Voldy violent?
WAIT CHANGE SOMETHING*He's obsessed with a HOT teenage boy ^-^
I am a teenage girl.I can make analogies xD
You where determined to kill him his entire life :pI think your kinda obsessed
ANOTHER CORRECTION
*He has a pet he adores and carries around everywhere.
YOUR SNAKETHAT NEVIL KILLED =D
ANOTHER CORRECTION*Is heartbroken when rejected. (aka KILLED)
NEVILLE IS FREAKING AWESOMEHE'S BADASS IN SUCH A WAY BALDY NEVER COULD BE!!!
-_- More people are badass more than you could ever be smart.YOU KNOW WHY BALDY ONLY HAS TWITTER!?
Cause he only has followers not friends '-.-
((Tonks))I know I just like it so much.
T:zzzZZZzzz
Me: I know your faking it -_-
T: -_-
Me: Voldy has no nose! Voldy is so nosey!
Me: For me! Pretty please? (puppy dog eyes)
Me: Siri! Do you like his nickname?
Me:i have decided to be very nice and give you a link where you can get a nose implant..
Me: YOURE JUST JEALOUS VOLDY.Myrtle: D-don't provoke him...
PURE CHAOS wrote: "V: you can't catch me! MWAHAHAHAHA!"me:what,are we playing mario?I CAN CATCH YOU!WATCH ME
Me: Voldy is a gingerbread man!
Me: You said you can't be caught, so you're a gingerbread man!
Bellatrix: My lord...I serve you!
Bellatrix: I will not my lord. *bows*
