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I'd like a butler robot, like on the Jetsons. Someone to clean up for me, cook food, greet me when I get home, but then leave me alone when it's not needed.
I'd want one like this:
It would carry me around.
The robot should clean all the messes, put everything away where it belongs, have a legal counterfieting system in its innards--to keep me supplied with money, cut the grass, do yard work and chase away scary dogs, do all the home and car repairs and be my chauffer in its spare time.Have they invented it yet?
The robot who murders Dave Eggers, Jonathan Safran Foer, Paris Hilton, Ben Affleck, and the person who kept removing my laundry from the dryer at school. It's cool, though, I spat on theirs.The robot would, naturally, come up with a cost-feasible alternative fuel source with the bodies.
Oh, one can always dream...
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Does a self-cleaning bathroom count as a robot? If not, I'll take a car that transforms into a robot so I can stomp cars with it when traffic gets bad.
Pretty much I want a robot to do anything I want except wipe my butt. And this includes grocery shopping. One of my most loathed outings. Wrapping gifts at birthdays and christmas. Putting up and taking down christmas and Halloween decorations. Mowing and weed eating the lawn. And much, much, more. They invent it I will buy it.
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I'm engaging in much regional dialect English lately:)
I read somewhere about this self-cleaning house this lady made. The cabinets were all dishwashers and the closets were washers/dryers. The bathroom had fixutes kind of like a drive through car wash with a drain in the floor. I don't know if she had a way to deal with dust or carpets. Can't remember, but it sounded pretty cool.
That reminds me of those old "House of Tomorrow" cartoons, where there was a dishwasher, but it was a pair of robot arms that pulled the dishes out of the sink and scrubbed them and placed them in a drying rack.
Thanks! But where's my robot dishwasher? I swear I remember it.
Maybe there was more than one of these.
Oh, those house/car of tomorrow cartoons ROCKED.
The robot I want was the "butler" in Benchwarmers.
I always like R. Daneel Olivaw from the Asimov Robot series of books. He would be my bestest robot. No question.
What kind of robot do you want for your house? What should said robot do?